Subject: People » Women (Page 20)

Women don’t respect salad eaters.

(1954 – ) comedian & television actor

I'd never buy my girl a watch… she's already got a clock over the stove.

(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality

I think that maybe if women and children were in charge we would get somewhere.

(1894 – 1961) author, cartoonist & humorist

A man is as good as he has to be, and a woman is as bad as she dares.

(1856 – 1915) writer, publisher, artist & philosopher

Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

Women have got to make the world safe for men since men have made it so darned unsafe for women.

(1879 – 1964) British politician

I know what men want; men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone.

(1952 – ) comedian

Women are as old as they feel and men are old when they lose their feelings.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

A wise woman puts a grain of sugar into everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her.

(1876 – 1950) journalist & humorist

Friendship is not possible between two women, one of whom is very well dressed.

(1944 – 1992) American author

A woman is like a cup of tea; you'll never know how strong she is until she boils.

About age 30 most women think about having children, most men think about dating them.

American comedian & motivational speaker

Show me a woman with both feet planted firmly on the ground – and I'll show you a girl who can't get her knickers off.

(1958 – ) Australian author

Being a woman is a terribly difficult task since it consists principally in dealing with men.

(1857 – 1924) English (Polish-Ukrainian-born) novelist

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her.

writer

A woman without a man is like a fish needs a bicycle.

(1988 – 1990) Australian writer & politician

A woman scorned is a woman who quickly learns her way around a courtroom.

(1950 – ) Australian actress

I read somewhere that men’s biggest fear is that women will laugh at them. And women’s biggest fear is that men will kill them… kind of different stakes that we’re working with.

(1978 – ) American stand-up comedian, actress & writer

According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is their eyes, and women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars

During the feminist seventies men were caught between a rock and a hard-on; in the fathering eighties they are caught between good hugs and bad hugs.

(1936 – ) novelist, essayist & columnist

When women hold off from marrying men, we call it independence; when men hold off from marrying women, we call it fear of commitment.


(1943 – ) American psychologist, author