Subject: Places » England (Page 4)

The English contribution to world cuisine – the chip.

(1939 – ) English actor, comedian, writer & producer

We do not go in for philosophy in this country… we have our own system… it’s called wondering.

(1968 – ) English comedian & television personality

Englishwomen's shoes look as if they had been made by someone who had often heard shoes described, but had never seen any.

(1910 – 1997) American writer

English? Who needs that? I’m never going to England.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)

The House of Lords is like a glass of champagne that has stood for five days.

(1883 – 1967) British prime minister & politician

The English contribution to world cuisine – the chip.

(1939 – ) English actor, comedian, writer & producer

England, the heart of a rabbit in the body of a lion.

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia?

(1771 – 1845) English writer & Anglican clergyman

The old English belief that if a thing is unpleasant it is automatically good for you.

(1908 – 1986) English cartoonist, author, art critic & stage designer

Englishmen think over a compliment for a week, so that by the time they pay it, it is addled, like a bad egg.

(1863 – 1930) British novelist & playwright

The difference between America and England is that Americans think 100 years is a long time, while the English think 100 miles is a long way.

Irish music columnist & journalist

I like the French/British relationship to a very old married couple who often think of killing each other but would never dream of divorce.

(1948 – ) British politician

In England there are sixty different religions and only one sauce.

(1563 – 1608) Italian Catholic priest

The English are not very spiritual people, so they invented cricket to give them some idea of eternity.

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist

English coffee tastes like water that has been squeezed out of a wet sleeve.

(1894 – 1956) American radio comedian

Also-ran: A British athlete.

British writer, cartoonist, poet & performer