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>War of the Worlds is rated PG-13. Much of the earth’s population is wiped out, leaving very little time for sex or bad language.
A.O. Scott
(1966 – ) American journalist & film critic
Reviews/Criticism
“War of the Worlds”
This book fills a much-needed gap.
Moses Hadas
(1900 – 1986) American teacher & translator
Books
Reviews/Criticism
To call
Jackass
the worst movie of the year is practically a compliment. It is an appalling illustration of how low corporate America will go to make a buck.
The New York Post
Reviews/Criticism
Jackass
What big clichés you have!
Michael Black
film critic
Reviews/Criticism
Review of “Red Riding Hood”
If you were to order
42
at the ballpark you’d get a corndog.
Devin Faraci
film critic
Reviews/Criticism
Of the film “42”
Pearl Harbor
is a two-hour movie squeezed into three hours…
Roger Ebert
(1942 – 2013) American film critic, journalist & screenwriter
Reviews/Criticism
Pearl Harbor
This feels like it must have been the first draft of the script. In the case of Anchorman, if there's a completed first draft to be found at all, I'll lick a theater floor clean.
Mr. Cranky
(movie reviews at mrcranky.com)
Reviews/Criticism
“Anchorman”
Last Supper and Original Cast Couldn’t Draw In This House.
George S. Kaufman
(1889 – 1961) Am. playwright, theater director & producer & humorist
Reviews/Criticism
Telegram to his father during a bad week with a play
It’s a death march with cocktails.
Tom Jicha
American journalist
Reviews/Criticism
Describing a press tour of the American TV Critics Association
One feels that the composer must have made a bet, for all his professional reputation was worth, that he would write the most hideous thing that had ever been put on paper, and he won it, too.
Boston Evening Transcript
Reviews/Criticism
About Tchaikovsky’s 'Slavic March"
Sarah Brightman couldn't act scared on the New York subway at four o'clock in the morning.
Joel Siegel
(1943 – 2007) American film critic
Acting
Reviews/Criticism
Sarah Brightman
The battle was lost several movies earlier.
Spyder Darling
musician & film reviewer
Reviews/Criticism
Review of “Battle For The Planet Of The Apes”
Nothing stinks like a pile of unpublished writing.
Sylvia Plath
(1932 – 1963) novelist & poet
Communication
Reading/Writing
Reviews/Criticism
Charles Dickens, dead, writes more than [American playwright] Marc Connelly alive.
George S. Kaufman
(1889 – 1961) Am. playwright, theater director & producer & humorist
Communication
Reading/Writing
Reviews/Criticism
After Charles Dickens' “Life of Our Lord” was published posthumously
I had a premonition this might be a forgettable mediocrity, but I was wrong. It's actually a laughable turd.
Mike Sage
editor, director, performer, & film reviewer
Reviews/Criticism
In a review of “Premonition”
Her only flair is in her nostrils.
Pauline Kael
(1919 – 2001) American film critic
Appearance
Reviews/Criticism
Of an unknown actress
Talent
The Road to Wellville
… is basically a… production of a
Benny Hill
episode.
Scott Renshaw
American film critic
Reviews/Criticism
"The Road to Wellville"
If you really want to help the American theater darling, be an audience.
Tallulah Bankhead
(1903 – 1968) movie actress
Acting
Insults
Reviews/Criticism
To a young actress
Imagine a terrible TV sitcom stretched, horribly and inexplicably, to 90 minutes, and you’ve got the general idea of
The Big Wedding.
Liz Braun
movie critic
Reviews/Criticism
“The Big Wedding”
This movie is the definition of a dud, something that just sits inert on screen.
Devin Faraci
film critic
Reviews/Criticism
“Cowboys & Aliens”
I suppose this is what we get for encouraging the man.
Rob Vaux
writer, editor & film reviewer
Reviews/Criticism
“Rambo (Rambo IV)”
Sylvester Stallone
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