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Subject:
Signs
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To avoid delay, please have all your symptoms ready.
Sign
Signs
Notice in a doctor’s waiting room
My Dung
Restaurant name
Signs
In Rosemead CA
The Virgin Mary is Not Referred to as the “Mary With the Cherry”
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Cheeseteak – Hot Roast Beef Sandwiches – 2008 Best Cheesesteak – We specialize in BBQ & Pharmaceutical Services…
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Signs
You’ll like our grade of honey – it’s bee-plus.
Sign
Signs
At a bee farm
We make mouse calls.
Sign
Signs
At an exterminator’s office
Special Deal – Buy 3 For the Price of 3!
Sign
Signs
Above door of a store
No Pets Allowed • All Pets Must Be on Leash
Sign
Signs
ENTRANCE ONLY – DO NOT ENTER
Sign
Signs
Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machines do the dirty work.
Sign
Signs
In the window of a Kentucky appliance store
Carspa – Best hand job
Translation
Signs
Translations
A carwash in the Philippines
Don’t Give Away My Daugters’ [sic] Future!
Protest sign
Signs
Staying In Bed Shouting, Oh God! Does Not Constitute Going to Church
Sign
Signs
At a church
Walkin's Welcome
Sign
Signs
At a nail salon
We ID everyone under 130.
Sign
Signs
In a liquor store
Everyday Low Price – Valentines Love Pole 6.5 Inch $13.99 each
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Signs
Keep out of reach of children
Label
Signs
On a baby oil bottle
We go out on a limb for you.
Sign
Signs
At a tree surgeon’s truck
Cleans and refreshes without soap or water. Contains: Water, fragrance & soap.
Ingredients
Signs
On the packet for a moist towelette
Bacon Free Library
Sign
Signs
In Natick Massachusetts
If Your Cup Runneth Over, Let Someone Else Runneth the Car.
Sign
Signs
At a bar
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