Subject: Signs (Page 10)

This is a Private Controlled Environment. Poor People & Other Disturbing Realities Strictly Prohibited. Thank You.

Eyebrow Free Methodist Church

Parking for drive-through customers only.

Jock's Trap Lounge

A A All-Vac-O-Matic Central Suction Systems

Snickers, 5 for $1.00. (limit 4)

One Hugh [sic] Mistake America

Sunday: The King Who Comes On A Donkey

Any Member of Staff Caught Using the Cistern to Keep Beer Chilled Will Face a Disciplinary Investigation

Use Your Inside Voice

Nacho Fast

67 School of Nursing and Midwifery – Deliveries at rear of building

Do not use intimately.

Get A Brain! Morans

Filthy Stinking Rich – Well, Two Out of Three Ain't Bad

This Shirt Glows When My Swag Is On

Drive Slow – See Our Village — Drive Fast – See Our Judge — Speed Limits Strictly Enforced

Dumfart

Finally 21, and Legally Able to Do Everything I've Been Doing Since I Was 15

When down in the mouth, remember Jonah. He came out all right.