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Subject:
Signs
(Page 33)
Help! We Need Inn–Experienced People
Sign
Signs
Outside a hotel
Please… NEUTER YOUR PETS and Weird Friends & Relatives
Sign
Signs
On a billboard
Don’t Mortage [sic] My Childs Future
Protest sign
Signs
Warning: Do not use while sleeping.
Label
Signs
On a hair dryer
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
Sign
Signs
At a church
God Expects Spiritual Fruit Not Religious Nuts
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Know Knew Books
Store name
Signs
Used book store
If you’re going to steal, then smile for the camera.
Sign
Signs
In a store
NO DANCING ON THE DANCE FLOOR
Sign
Signs
A Den of Antiquity
Store name
Signs
Antiques store Asheville North Carolina
Out of Work
Translation
Signs
Translations
On an out of order gum ball machine in a China
Objects in view are bigger and more frightening than they appear.
Label
Signs
On a microscope
Always drive on roads. Not on people.
Label
Signs
Small print from a car commercial which shows a vehicle "body-surfing" at a concert
Turn off motor before using this product.
Label
Signs
On the packaging for a chain saw file
used to sharpen the cutting teeth on the chain.
Open Seven Days a Week. Closed Sundays
Sign
Signs
On a menu
Mansell handles corners better than Maradona.
Banner at Silverstone Raceway
Auto racing
Signs
Sports
Of British auto racer Nigel Mansell
It’s a sad day when our politicians are comical and I have to take our comedians seriously!
Protest sign
Signs
Rugsuckers
Business name
Signs
Carpet cleaning service in Minneapolis
DO NOT READ Under Penalty of Law
Sign
Signs
This Month Specials – No Fuel
Sign
Signs
At a gas station
Gone Fishing Marina
Business name
Signs
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