Subject: Signs (Page 33)

Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat.

Back to School Blessing of Backpacks – Aug 14, 6 pm

FOR HELP 1. Push RED BUTTON

2. Or YELL

You have an unusual equipment for success, use it properly.

The Yuppy Puppy

Do not take if allergic to zantac.

It takes a virile man to make a chicken pregnant.

Emergency Foot Surgery – Walk-ins Welcomed

Dr. Jones, At Your Cervix

The Tongue, Being in a Wet Place, Is Apt to Slip.

Foreign Guests are Requested Not to Pull Cock in Tub

The Borror [sic] is the Slave of the Lender. How Do Your Chains Feel America?

OUR HOT DOG – The Thunderous Pop When You Bite Into It – The Saline Tang of the Pink Flesh!! … Oh! Yes! (Please – I’m Getting Hungry Already!!

A Den of Antiquity

Back By Monday

Artie's Restaurant and Yogurt Parlor: "An Alternative to Good Eating."

Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.

Welcome – Inuman Elementary School

CITGO • DIESEL • SANDWICHES HERE

Ignite lighter away from face.

Warning: Do not use on eyes.