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Subject:
Signs
(Page 33)
Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat.
Instructions
Signs
Back to School Blessing of Backpacks – Aug 14, 6 pm
Sign
Signs
At a church
FOR HELP 1. Push RED BUTTON
2. Or YELL
Sign
Signs
You have an unusual equipment for success, use it properly.
Fortune cookie
Signs
The Yuppy Puppy
Business name
Signs
Various pet businesses
Do not take if allergic to zantac.
Label
Signs
On Zantac 75
It takes a virile man to make a chicken pregnant.
Translation
Signs
Translations
Perdue chicken ad in Mexico
Emergency Foot Surgery – Walk-ins Welcomed
Sign
Signs
At an Amelia Island FL podiatrist’s office
Dr. Jones, At Your Cervix
Sign
Signs
Over a gynecologist's office
The Tongue, Being in a Wet Place, Is Apt to Slip.
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Foreign Guests are Requested Not to Pull Cock in Tub
Translation
Signs
Translations
A water valve
In Japanese public bath
The Borror [sic] is the Slave of the Lender. How Do Your Chains Feel America?
Protest sign
Signs
OUR HOT DOG – The Thunderous Pop When You Bite Into It – The Saline Tang of the Pink Flesh!! … Oh! Yes! (Please – I’m Getting Hungry Already!!
Sign
Signs
A Den of Antiquity
Store name
Signs
Antiques store Asheville North Carolina
Back By Monday
Business name
Signs
United Kingdom entertainment consultants
Artie's Restaurant and Yogurt Parlor: "An Alternative to Good Eating."
Sign
Signs
Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
Bumper sticker
Signs
Welcome – Inuman Elementary School
Sign
Signs
Name of a school in the Philippines
CITGO • DIESEL • SANDWICHES HERE
Sign
Signs
Ignite lighter away from face.
Label
Signs
On a Bic ighter
Warning: Do not use on eyes.
Label
Signs
On a heated seat cushion
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