Subject: Signs (Page 42)

Houseplants are for ornamental use and should not be consumed.

Please Use the Revolving Door – Because it cost us a lot of money

Sign Not In Use

One Hugh [sic] Mistake America

Call Monday thru Friday, sorry, we haul milk on weekends.

No Sex Please

Reserved for plant manager.

Please note – Fertilizing in progress – Do not lick your balls

This camera will only work when film is inside.

If You Remember the '60s, You Weren't Really There

Get Government Out of Medecine [sic]

The Best Vitamin For a Christian Is B1

Running low on faith? Stop in for a fill-up.

You will hurt your leg.

Bob’s Nozzle Service

The appliance is switched on by setting the on/off switch to the 'on' position.

Sleep with someone you know.

Please do not put towels, personal items, or small mammals in the toilet. Thanks.

CAUTION – This Sign Has SHARP EDGES – Do Not Touch the Edges of This Sign

Rong Phúk Restaurant

Little Goody New Shoes