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Subject:
Signs
(Page 42)
Houseplants are for ornamental use and should not be consumed.
Label
Signs
On a flower pot
Please Use the Revolving Door – Because it cost us a lot of money
Sign
Signs
Sign Not In Use
Sign
Signs
Road sign
One Hugh [sic] Mistake America
Protest sign
Signs
Call Monday thru Friday, sorry, we haul milk on weekends.
Sign
Signs
Biggs Septic Tank Service near Nashville TN
No Sex Please
Sign
Signs
On a building wall
Reserved for plant manager.
Sign
Signs
Sign on a parking space at a garden nursery
Please note – Fertilizing in progress – Do not lick your balls
Sign
Signs
On a golf course
This camera will only work when film is inside.
Label
Signs
On a camera package
If You Remember the '60s, You Weren't Really There
Bumper sticker
Signs
Get Government Out of Medecine [sic]
Protest sign
Signs
The Best Vitamin For a Christian Is B1
Sign
Signs
At a church
Running low on faith? Stop in for a fill-up.
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
You will hurt your leg.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Bob’s Nozzle Service
Business name
Signs
The appliance is switched on by setting the on/off switch to the 'on' position.
Instructions
Signs
On an electric kettle
Sleep with someone you know.
Sign
Signs
Seen on a Holiday Inn in Hyannis Massachusetts
Please do not put towels, personal items, or small mammals in the toilet. Thanks.
Sign
Signs
CAUTION – This Sign Has SHARP EDGES – Do Not Touch the Edges of This Sign
Sign
Signs
Rong Phúk Restaurant
Restaurant name
Signs
Little Goody New Shoes
Store name
Signs
Online shoe store
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