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Subject:
Signs
(Page 42)
FYI: To whoever stole my water bottle – it had my estrogen supplements in it. Have fun with that! :)
Sign
Signs
Quicksand – Any Person Passing This Point Will Be Drowned
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Signs
By order of the District Council
Peace A Pizza
Business name
Signs
Pizza store chain
Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you
Label
Signs
Helmet mounted mirror used by us cyclists
Download Your Worries – Get On Line with God
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Profanity sucks.
Protest sign
Signs
Oxymorons
Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up
Bumper sticker
Age
Appearance
Old
Signs
FAT DUCK SURPRISE
Restaurant name
Signs
Name of an Oriental restaurant
Just a shade better.
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Signs
On an awning manufacturer’s door
Real Men Don't Waste Their Hormones Growing Hair
Bumper sticker
Signs
The Vigilante Law Firm
Business name
Signs
In PA & NJ
Gamble Insurance Agency
Business name
Signs
In Central South Carolina
Welcome to our OOL – Notice there’s no ‘P’ in it… Let’s Keep It This Way
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Signs
Hire college students while they still know everything.
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Signs
Bumper sticker seen on the San Diego Freeway
Stagger's
Business name
Signs
A lounge in Huntsville Alabama
UFO UNIVERSITY
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Signs
On a building
Sign broken. Message inside this Sunday.
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
PHOTOLOUNGE – Shoot Your Kids For Free!
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Signs
At a photography shop
Beyond This Point You May Encounter Nude Sunbathers Eating Waffles
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Signs
Caution: Nuts Crossing Road
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Signs
At a Macadamia nut farm in Hawaii
No! We No See Cat of Yours – No More Ask Please
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Signs
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