Subject: Signs (Page 60)

Buy and Large

Always drive on roads. Not on people.

Open 9 Days a Week

When in doubt, faith it!

Soft Shoulder; Blind Curves – Steep Grade; Big Trucks – GOOD LUCK!

Ice Is Currently Not Available Due to Freezing Temperatures

Buster Cherry’s Orchard

Sofa King – “Our prices are Sofa King Low”

Pizza My Heart

Cluck You Chicken

LIVE LOBSTERS DANCING NIGHTLY

Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday kindly bring it back or further steps will be taken.

Family Planning Advice – Use rear entrance

The logo, "Tastes so good this box never closes"

Leviticus Also Said “No Hair Cuts” But I Guess We Are Skipping That One

Satisfaction guaranteed or your honey back.

Wendy’s – Now Hiring Fulltime Losers

Procrastinate Now

Parking for drive-through customers only.

Dumfart

Directions: Use like regular soap.