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Subject:
Signs
(Page 60)
Buy and Large
Store name
Signs
Plumbing Supplies
Always drive on roads. Not on people.
Label
Signs
Small print from a car commercial which shows a vehicle "body-surfing" at a concert
Open 9 Days a Week
Sign
Signs
In a grocery store
When in doubt, faith it!
Church sign
Signs
At a church
Soft Shoulder; Blind Curves – Steep Grade; Big Trucks – GOOD LUCK!
Sign
Signs
Ice Is Currently Not Available Due to Freezing Temperatures
Sign
Signs
Buster Cherry’s Orchard
Store name
Signs
CD title and group name
Sofa King – “Our prices are Sofa King Low”
Sign
Signs
Pizza My Heart
Business name
Signs
Pizza store chain in California
Cluck You Chicken
Business name
Signs
Restaurant in Sunnyvale California
LIVE LOBSTERS DANCING NIGHTLY
Sign
Signs
Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday kindly bring it back or further steps will be taken.
Sign
Signs
Family Planning Advice – Use rear entrance
Sign
Signs
The logo, "Tastes so good this box never closes"
Label
Signs
Located just underneath another announcement – To close: place tab here.
On a box of Frosted Cheerios
Leviticus Also Said “No Hair Cuts” But I Guess We Are Skipping That One
Protest sign
Beliefs
Religion
Signs
The Bible
Satisfaction guaranteed or your honey back.
Sign
Signs
At a divorce lawyer’s office
Wendy’s – Now Hiring Fulltime Losers
Sign
Signs
Procrastinate Now
Bumper sticker
Signs
Parking for drive-through customers only.
Sign
Signs
At a McDonald's in California
Dumfart
Sign
Signs
Name on a tombstone
Directions: Use like regular soap.
Label
Signs
On a bar of Dial soap
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