Subject: Signs (Page 74)

Dual Sports Canvas Catcher for Baseball, Softball & Football Two Sports in One

Some assembly required.

The Fee is $6.50 for altered, $9.00 for unaltered, and $2.00 for citizens over 65.

Bach In a Minuet

That wasn’t chicken.

Frigmobile

Edifice Wrecks

Mammoth Erections

Please only fill Condoms to 1/3 capacity

Ace Exterminating – We Kill Bugs Dead, Walk-Ins Welcome

Ronald McDonald Funeral Home

Real Men Don’t Need Instructions

The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress

Beware! of shaven head child pick pocket

If Your Beliefs Fit On A Sign – Think Harder

Please Pardon Our Tulip Show – The Deer Have Eaten the Display

When you do a good deed, get a receipt – in case heaven is like the IRS.

Please don’t throw up in the urinal

I. M. Wong

My Comedy Channel – Fox News

My News Channel Comedy Central