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Subject:
Signs
(Page 9)
Please Use the Revolving Door – Because it cost us a lot of money
Sign
Signs
Pui Kee
Business name
Signs
Restaurant in Vancouver Canada
7 ounces of choice sirloin steak, boiled to your likeness and smothered with golden fried onion rings
Sign
Signs
From a menu
Insert one rectally by mouth every day as needed.
Sign
Signs
On a prescription label
Wok and Roll
Store name
Signs
Love is Blinds
Business name
Signs
Window treatment company in Missouri
Look before driving.
Label
Signs
On the dashboard of a mail truck
I’m mildly irritated and I’m gonna keep taking it!
Protest sign
Signs
Please Drive Safely – Unmarked Nuclear Warheads Travel These Roads – Keep Our Children Radiation-Free!
Road sign
Signs
Ham and Cheese – $2.50. Cheese and Ham – $2.90
Sign
Signs
From a menu
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
Label
Signs
On a bag of Fritos
Back Off! – We Ain’t Hauling’ Milk
Sign
Signs
On back of a Danny’s Septic Service truck
Free Trip To Heaven. Details Inside!
Sign
Signs
At a church
Futura Drive – Dead End
Sign
Signs
Low, Ball & Lynch
Business name
Signs
Insurance in Monterey CA
CAUTION – Please be aware that the balcony is not on ground level.
Sign
Signs
At a balcony
Mutter’s Hearing Center
Business Name
Signs
n Florida
Petal Attraction
Translation
Signs
Translations
On a Philippine floral shop
SWIMMING NOTICE – Minnesota State Law Strictly Prohibits Underwater Smoking
Sign
Signs
Gay St. Changes to Two Way
Street Sign
Signs
Toughen Glass Cutting Board – Easily Clean, Hygienic – Warning: Not suitable for chopping food on
A Book title
,
Label
Signs
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