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Subject:
Signs
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Just Hand Over the Chocolate and Nobody Gets Hurt
Bumper sticker
Signs
Hair & Their
Business name
Signs
Several hair salons
Kids With Gas Eat Free!
Sign
Signs
At a restaurant/gas station
Lane Closed To Ease Congestion
Sign
Signs
Road warning sign
Please. Wash the parmesan cheese shakers at the table across from. The young girl was licking the top of the shaker. Thank you.
In a restaurant
Signs
Pui Kee
Business name
Signs
Restaurant in Vancouver Canada
Take one capsule by mouth three times daily until gone.
Label
Signs
Box of pills
Instructions
The Best Way to Get Back on Your Feet – Miss a Car Payment
Sign
Signs
At a car dealership
Caution – Water On Road During Rain
Road sign
Signs
A road sign in Tennessee
You Best Vet
Store name
Signs
Veterinary Clinic
Pickens Nose Trail
Sign
Signs
Asteroid Crossing
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No Soliciting and Whoring Prostitutes
Signs
Signs
In a hotel in China
We ID everyone under 130.
Sign
Signs
In a liquor store
Everyday low value
Sign
Signs
On a Taco Bell in Coralville IA
Great Buns
Business name
Signs
Bakery in Las Vegas
I’m mildly irritated and I’m gonna keep taking it!
Protest sign
Signs
To cross street push button at night.
Translation
Signs
Translations
At an intersection
All men are idiots, and I married their King.
Bumper sticker
Signs
Hard Wok Cafe
Business name
Signs
Numerous restaurants
FOR HELP 1. Push RED BUTTON
2. Or YELL
Sign
Signs
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