Subject: Signs (Page 9)

Please Use the Revolving Door – Because it cost us a lot of money

Pui Kee

7 ounces of choice sirloin steak, boiled to your likeness and smothered with golden fried onion rings

Insert one rectally by mouth every day as needed.

Wok and Roll

Love is Blinds

Look before driving.

I’m mildly irritated and I’m gonna keep taking it!

Please Drive Safely – Unmarked Nuclear Warheads Travel These Roads – Keep Our Children Radiation-Free!

Ham and Cheese – $2.50. Cheese and Ham – $2.90

You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

Back Off! – We Ain’t Hauling’ Milk

Free Trip To Heaven. Details Inside!

Futura Drive – Dead End

Low, Ball & Lynch

CAUTION – Please be aware that the balcony is not on ground level.

Mutter’s Hearing Center

Petal Attraction

SWIMMING NOTICE – Minnesota State Law Strictly Prohibits Underwater Smoking

Gay St. Changes to Two Way

Toughen Glass Cutting Board – Easily Clean, Hygienic – Warning: Not suitable for chopping food on