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Subject: Signs (Page 9)

Just Hand Over the Chocolate and Nobody Gets Hurt

Bumper sticker
Signs

Hair & Their

Business name
Signs Several hair salons

Kids With Gas Eat Free!

Sign
Signs At a restaurant/gas station

Lane Closed To Ease Congestion

Sign
Signs Road warning sign

Please. Wash the parmesan cheese shakers at the table across from. The young girl was licking the top of the shaker. Thank you.

In a restaurant
Signs

Pui Kee

Business name
Signs Restaurant in Vancouver Canada

Take one capsule by mouth three times daily until gone.

Label
Signs Box of pills Instructions

The Best Way to Get Back on Your Feet – Miss a Car Payment

Sign
Signs At a car dealership

Caution – Water On Road During Rain

Road sign
Signs A road sign in Tennessee

You Best Vet

Store name
Signs Veterinary Clinic

Pickens Nose Trail

Sign
Signs

Asteroid Crossing

Alongside a road
Signs

No Soliciting and Whoring Prostitutes

Signs
Signs In a hotel in China

We ID everyone under 130.

Sign
Signs In a liquor store

Everyday low value

Sign
Signs On a Taco Bell in Coralville IA

Great Buns

Business name
Signs Bakery in Las Vegas

I’m mildly irritated and I’m gonna keep taking it!

Protest sign
Signs

To cross street push button at night.

Translation
Signs Translations At an intersection

All men are idiots, and I married their King.

Bumper sticker
Signs

Hard Wok Cafe

Business name
Signs Numerous restaurants

FOR HELP 1. Push RED BUTTON

2. Or YELL

Sign
Signs
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