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Subject:
Signs
(Page 90)
We do Not Accept Vertical I.D.’s – No Colors On T-Shirts, Vests, and Jackets
Sign
Signs
On the door of a restaurant
If Your Religion Will Not Bring You To Church, It Will Not Take U to Heaven
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Do Not Empty Your Dog – Children Play Here
Sign
Signs
Translations
At a park playground
Having a Sign Makes Me Right
Protest sign
Signs
ABSOLUTELY NO BOTTOM WASHING PERMITTED
Sign
Signs
At a boat ramp in Hingham MA
We need to talk. – God
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Honk If You Love Jesus, Text While Driving If You Want to Meet Him
Sign
Signs
Outside a church
Only listen to the fortune cookie; disregard all other fortune telling units.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Restricted To Unauthorized Personnel
Sign
Signs
At a number of military bases
El Squid Roe
Business name
Signs
Nightclub in Cabo San Lucas
Stinky Moose Diaper Services
Business name
Signs
Alberta Canada
Sign Maker on Vacation – Come Inside for Message
Sign
Signs
At a church
This Is Not a Good Sign
Sign
Signs
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Don’t Give Away My Daugters’ [sic] Future!
Protest sign
Signs
Let's meet at my house Sunday before the game. – God
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
Bumper sticker
Signs
Mom’s Back Door is Always Open
Sign
Signs
Directors Cut
Sign
Signs
Name of an English hair salon
Not to be used in the commission of a felony.
Sign
Signs
Label on stockings
Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly.
Label
Signs
Batman Costume warning label
Pole Dancing is Prohibited
Sign
Signs
Translations
In a park in China
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