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Subject:
Signs
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Now Hiring / Sausage Biscuits / $1
Sign
Signs
A sign at a McDonald's
Ronzoni Pasta • Ziti, Spaghetti, Elbows, Vermicelli, Rotini, Ziti Ragati or Thin Spaghetti, 1 Lb. Box – 3 for 99¢ – Must Buy 4
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Signs
SPIT HAPPENS
On a baby's bib
Children
Family
Signs
For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church.
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Signs
At a convalescent home
Read the Bible: It’s User Friendly Plus We Offer Tech Support Here on Sundays
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Please Do Not Wash Your Feet in the Urinals and Sinks
Sign
Signs
In a restroom
School Starts Sep 4 – Resistance Is Futile
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Signs
Outside a school
With Xhilaration® There are No Rules. Whether you choose to go crazy or dress to thrill. Make a statement. Make a scene. Wear what you want and it won’t be wrong.
Label
Signs
Tag on clothing for 18-month-old girls
Your vinyl resting place.
Sign
Signs
In a waterbed shop
Open packet. Eat contents.
Instructions
Signs
Instructions on a packet of airline peanuts
Not for human consumption.
Label
Signs
Black rubber fishing worm
Remember the mane!
Sign
Signs
At a hair salon
STORE CLOSING – NOW HIRING
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Signs
Tomorrow’s Forecast: God Reigns and the Son Shines!
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Signs
Outside a church
Caution: Do not use near power lines.
Label
Signs
On a toilet plunger
We stand behind all of our implements except the manure spreader.
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Signs
At a farm equipment dealership
Ladies, the Poles Are Fitted For Your Safety – No Dancing
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Signs
In a bus
Sensational Diet Water – Assorted Flavors – Buy One Get One FREE
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Signs
Stop, Drop & Roll Does Not Work In Hell
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Signs
At a church
Please don’t throw up in the urinal
Signs
Signs
Over a urinal in Taiwan
No Name Lane
Street Sign
Signs
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