Subject: Signs (Page 90)

We do Not Accept Vertical I.D.’s – No Colors On T-Shirts, Vests, and Jackets

If Your Religion Will Not Bring You To Church, It Will Not Take U to Heaven

Do Not Empty Your Dog – Children Play Here

Having a Sign Makes Me Right

ABSOLUTELY NO BOTTOM WASHING PERMITTED

We need to talk. – God

Honk If You Love Jesus, Text While Driving If You Want to Meet Him

Only listen to the fortune cookie; disregard all other fortune telling units.

Restricted To Unauthorized Personnel

El Squid Roe

Stinky Moose Diaper Services

Sign Maker on Vacation – Come Inside for Message

This Is Not a Good Sign

Don’t Give Away My Daugters’ [sic] Future!

Let's meet at my house Sunday before the game. – God

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

Mom’s Back Door is Always Open

Directors Cut

Not to be used in the commission of a felony.

Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly.

Pole Dancing is Prohibited