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Now Hiring / Sausage Biscuits / $1

Ronzoni Pasta • Ziti, Spaghetti, Elbows, Vermicelli, Rotini, Ziti Ragati or Thin Spaghetti, 1 Lb. Box – 3 for 99¢ – Must Buy 4

SPIT HAPPENS

For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church.

Read the Bible: It’s User Friendly Plus We Offer Tech Support Here on Sundays

Please Do Not Wash Your Feet in the Urinals and Sinks

School Starts Sep 4 – Resistance Is Futile

With Xhilaration® There are No Rules. Whether you choose to go crazy or dress to thrill. Make a statement. Make a scene. Wear what you want and it won’t be wrong.

Your vinyl resting place.

Open packet. Eat contents.

Not for human consumption.

Remember the mane!

STORE CLOSING – NOW HIRING

Tomorrow’s Forecast: God Reigns and the Son Shines!

Caution: Do not use near power lines.

We stand behind all of our implements except the manure spreader.

Ladies, the Poles Are Fitted For Your Safety – No Dancing

Sensational Diet Water – Assorted Flavors – Buy One Get One FREE

Stop, Drop & Roll Does Not Work In Hell

Please don’t throw up in the urinal

No Name Lane