Subject: Signs (Page 91)

The fortune you seek is in another cookie.

Homescholers for Perry

We are open on Labor Day.

Chain Reaction Bicycles

To avoid delay, please have all your symptoms ready.

Come in and see us if you are loan-ly.

Casket Basement

Plastering contractor

Being able to spend the time that you may relax is a true famous store.

We Bye Used Cars

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

Lake Champlain Chocolates – Selected Chocolates – Celebrate Easter with Vermont’s finest gourmet chocolate gifts, Easter eggs and Easter baskets. Certified Kosher. 10% off

We Aim To Please, So, Please, You Aim Too

Please store in the cold section of the refrigerator.

Bingo Friday Night at 8:00 pm – Quickies Thursday at 7:30 pm.

Do Not Activate With Wet Hands

FOUND – 3 legged Cat in South Point. Call to identify.

If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!

Caution – Hot Beverages – ARE HOT

INSTRUCTIONS: Pour a teaspoonful of the shampoo into the palm of each hand…

What part of “Thou Shalt Not…” didn’t you understand? – God