Subject: Signs (Page 93)

Do not look into laser with remaining eye.

What Do We Want? – PATIENCE!!>>When Do We Want It? – NOW!!

If You Do Not Understand or Cannot Read All Directions and Warnings, Do Not Use this Product

Pu Pu Hot Pot

X-to-C (Ecstasy)

Franks A Lot

Please Sit on a Towel if You are Nude. – No Bench Wiping is Allowed – Nobody Wants to Clean Your Crap off the Bench

Free Trip To Heaven. Details Inside!

CAR PARK FOR CHURCH USERS – If you park here, you are liable: 1. To Be Blocked In 2. To Be Prayed For!

Hurry Cutter – Barbershop

Somewhat Irritated about Extreme Outrage

Desserts – New York Cheese Cake – $1.99 – Turtle Cheese Cake – $1.99 – 10 Lb. Bag Of Ice – $1.09

Manely Hair

Tues Orgy 7 pm – All Ages

Kills all kinds of insects… Warning: this product is harmful to bees.

Staying In Bed Shouting, Oh God! Does Not Constitute Going to Church

Talk Dirty To Me

Let’s Get Stoned Inc.

STORE CLOSING – NOW HIRING

BEDSIDE MANOR

HELP WANTED – Must Not Be Dead