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Subject:
Signs
(Page 93)
Do not look into laser with remaining eye.
Label
Signs
On a laser pointer
What Do We Want? – PATIENCE!!>>When Do We Want It? – NOW!!
Protest sign
Signs
Patience
If You Do Not Understand or Cannot Read All Directions and Warnings, Do Not Use this Product
Label
Signs
On a package of drain opener
Pu Pu Hot Pot
Restaurant name
Signs
A Chinese restaurant in Cambridge MA
X-to-C (Ecstasy)
Business name
Signs
Restaurant in Merrill Wisconsin at the corner of County Highways “X” and “C”
Franks A Lot
Business name
Signs
A restaurant in Kansas City Missouri
Please Sit on a Towel if You are Nude. – No Bench Wiping is Allowed – Nobody Wants to Clean Your Crap off the Bench
Sign
Signs
At a health club
Free Trip To Heaven. Details Inside!
Sign
Signs
At a church
CAR PARK FOR CHURCH USERS – If you park here, you are liable: 1. To Be Blocked In 2. To Be Prayed For!
Sign
Signs
Hurry Cutter – Barbershop
Signs
Signs
In the Phillippines
Somewhat Irritated about Extreme Outrage
Protest sign
Signs
Desserts – New York Cheese Cake – $1.99 – Turtle Cheese Cake – $1.99 – 10 Lb. Bag Of Ice – $1.09
Sign
Signs
From a menu
Manely Hair
Business name
Signs
A barbershop
Tues Orgy 7 pm – All Ages
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Kills all kinds of insects… Warning: this product is harmful to bees.
Label
Signs
On an can of insecticide
Staying In Bed Shouting, Oh God! Does Not Constitute Going to Church
Sign
Signs
At a church
Talk Dirty To Me
Business name
Signs
Janitorial company in Albuquerque New Mexico
Let’s Get Stoned Inc.
Business name
Signs
A stonemason
STORE CLOSING – NOW HIRING
Sign
Signs
BEDSIDE MANOR
Sign
Signs
At a doctor’s home
HELP WANTED – Must Not Be Dead
Sign
Signs
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