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Hungry Mother State Park

RING MY BELL for water, ice, legal documents (divorce, etc.), solar energy products, video surveillance, security alarms.

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CAUTION – This Truck Contains Obama’s Stimulus Package

Why Pay For Gps? Jesus Gives Direction For Free

Hours: Sun-Thurs: 10:00 AM – Closing, Fri-Sat: 8:00 AM – Closing

The Frying Scotsman

Dr. Jones, At Your Cervix

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Free rose for mother with gas.

CAUTION – This Machine Has No Brain – Use Your Own

Watch Your Head

Holier Than Thou

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Your Driver is: Anass Rhammar – Gratuities Appreciated

I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.

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Knobs and Knockers

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