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Subject:
Signs
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Hungry Mother State Park
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Signs
In Virginia
RING MY BELL for water, ice, legal documents (divorce, etc.), solar energy products, video surveillance, security alarms.
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Signs
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In Boston
Read the Bible: It’s User Friendly Plus We Offer Tech Support Here on Sundays
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
HAM – ½ – SANDWICH – 3
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Signs
Road sign in England
CAUTION – This Truck Contains Obama’s Stimulus Package
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Signs
On a septic service truck
Why Pay For Gps? Jesus Gives Direction For Free
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Signs
At a church
Hours: Sun-Thurs: 10:00 AM – Closing, Fri-Sat: 8:00 AM – Closing
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Signs
In a bowling alley in Katy TX
The Frying Scotsman
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Signs
Name of a restaurant
Dr. Jones, At Your Cervix
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Signs
Over a gynecologist's office
0% OFF • Select Items – Today
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Signs
Large banner hanging from a store
For a limited time only.
Label
Signs
From a Rally's commercial that described how their burgers were fresh
Free rose for mother with gas.
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Signs
A Mother’s Day gas station sign
CAUTION – This Machine Has No Brain – Use Your Own
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Signs
Watch Your Head
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Signs
On a roller coaster
Holier Than Thou
Business name
Signs
Tattoo and piercing in Wichita Kansas
APPLY TODAY – Now Open = Pizza Cook – Qualifications: Not be a Crybag, Masters in S.Y.M. – Shutting Your Mouth – Able to Read Your Schedule
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Signs
In a restaurant window
Your Driver is: Anass Rhammar – Gratuities Appreciated
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Signs
In a cab
I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.
Bumper sticker
Signs
Ham and Cheese – $2.50. Cheese and Ham – $2.90
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Signs
From a menu
Knobs and Knockers
Business name
Signs
Old house furnishings in Dublin Ireland
Psychic Fair Cancelled Due to Unforeseen Circumstances
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Signs
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