Subject: Signs (Page 95)

NO PARKING ABOVE THIS SIGN

You're too good for him.

Dildo

You will receive a fortune cookie.

You! Off my planet!

Littleton, CO 80126 Post Office – Services available: Stamps, Mailing & Shipping – Hours of operation: Mon– Fri Closed, Sat Closed, Sun Closed

Learn from your parents' mistakes – use birth control.

Please Don’t Urinate in the Drinking Fountain

Product Will Be Hot After Heating!

Raiders of the Lost Art

Atheists For Masturbation

If you are sitting in an exit row and can not read this card, please tell a crew member.

Caution: Contents may catch fire.

My Opinions Change With New Information

A Flush Beats A Full House!

Chiappetti Lamb & Veal Corporation

AVOID – Sleeping Near the Windows, Wearing Heavy Jewels, Leaving the Luggages as Abandoned, Friendship with Strangers, Victims of Spurious Drinks, Be Alert Throughout the Journey.

Yeah, Well, You Know, That’s Just Like, Uh, Your Opinion Man.

Rabies Clinic & Bake Sale January 19th – $8/Animal…

Try Our Curry – You’ll Never Get Better

If You Don’t Believe In Government, Perhaps You Shouldn’t Run For It