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Subject:
Signs
(Page 95)
NO PARKING ABOVE THIS SIGN
Sign
Signs
On a pole
You're too good for him.
Sign
Signs
In a woman’s restroom
Dildo
Sign
Signs
Road sign for a town on Newfoundland
You will receive a fortune cookie.
Fortune cookie
Signs
You! Off my planet!
Bumper sticker
Signs
Littleton, CO 80126 Post Office – Services available: Stamps, Mailing & Shipping – Hours of operation: Mon– Fri Closed, Sat Closed, Sun Closed
Sign
Signs
Learn from your parents' mistakes – use birth control.
Bumper sticker
Signs
Please Don’t Urinate in the Drinking Fountain
Sign
Signs
Above a drinking fountain
Product Will Be Hot After Heating!
Label
Signs
On a container of bread pudding
Raiders of the Lost Art
Business name
Signs
Art gallery
Atheists For Masturbation
Protest sign
Signs
If you are sitting in an exit row and can not read this card, please tell a crew member.
Sign
Signs
From the safety information card in an America West Airline seat pocket
Caution: Contents may catch fire.
Label
Signs
On matches
My Opinions Change With New Information
Protest sign
Beliefs
Opinion
Signs
A Flush Beats A Full House!
Sign
Signs
On a septic truck
Chiappetti Lamb & Veal Corporation
Store name
Signs
AVOID – Sleeping Near the Windows, Wearing Heavy Jewels, Leaving the Luggages as Abandoned, Friendship with Strangers, Victims of Spurious Drinks, Be Alert Throughout the Journey.
Outside a train station in Mumbai India
Signs
Yeah, Well, You Know, That’s Just Like, Uh, Your Opinion Man.
Protest sign
Signs
Rabies Clinic & Bake Sale January 19th – $8/Animal…
Sign
Signs
Try Our Curry – You’ll Never Get Better
Sign
Signs
In a restaurant
If You Don’t Believe In Government, Perhaps You Shouldn’t Run For It
Protest sign
Signs
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