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Subject:
Signs
(Page 92)
Protect from seawater.
Label
Signs
On a buoy
The US of A Constution [sic] Lives – We are Awake Now!!
Protest sign
Signs
Don’t stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up.
Sign
Signs
In a restaurant window
Ear Piercing – Pregnancy Testing
Sign
Signs
At a drug store
Dog Walk
No Pets Allowed
Signs
Signs
Two adjoining signs at a rest stop in Georgia
The Best Little Hairhouse in Town
Business name
Signs
Numerous Beauty Salons
There are squirrels in the basement. Keep door Locked and Closed. If you let them into the house they will eat your face as you sleep. Management
Sign
Signs
Hand-written sign in an apartment house
Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.
Sign
Signs
Sign at a railroad station
Hip Joint
Store name
Signs
Yoga studio in Brooklyn NY
Burningtown Fire District
Sign
Signs
In North Carolina
No Pubic [sic] Option
No single Payer
No Socialism
Protest sign
Signs
The Daily Grind Coffee Shop
Business name
Signs
Various locations in the U.S.
Nobody reads billboards…. But you just did :)
Billboard
Signs
On a highway near Austin TX
We need to talk. – God
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
BEER • Now Cheaper than Gas! – Drink, Don’t Drive
Sign
Signs
Emergency Foot Surgery – Walk-ins Welcomed
Sign
Signs
At an Amelia Island FL podiatrist’s office
Bow Wow Wow Woof Ruff Ruff (No Dogs Allowed In Parks or Playgrounds)
Sign
Signs
At a park
Garden of Eat’en
Store name
Signs
Restaurant name in St. John’s Newfoundland
Try Our Sundays. They Are Better Than Baskin-Robbins.
Sign
Signs
At a church
Forbidden Items In Your Hand Baggage • Fire guns of any kind, or toys resembling them • Catapults…
Sign
Signs
In an airport
Take one capsule by mouth three times daily until gone.
Instructions
Signs
On a box of pills.
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