Subject: Signs (Page 92)

Protect from seawater.

The US of A Constution [sic] Lives – We are Awake Now!!

Don’t stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up.

Ear Piercing – Pregnancy Testing

Dog Walk
No Pets Allowed

The Best Little Hairhouse in Town

Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.

Hip Joint

Burningtown Fire District

No Pubic [sic] Option
No single Payer
No Socialism

The Daily Grind Coffee Shop

Nobody reads billboards…. But you just did :)

We need to talk. – God

BEER • Now Cheaper than Gas! – Drink, Don’t Drive

Emergency Foot Surgery – Walk-ins Welcomed

Bow Wow Wow Woof Ruff Ruff (No Dogs Allowed In Parks or Playgrounds)

Garden of Eat’en

Try Our Sundays. They Are Better Than Baskin-Robbins.

Forbidden Items In Your Hand Baggage • Fire guns of any kind, or toys resembling them • Catapults…

Take one capsule by mouth three times daily until gone.