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Subject:
Signs
(Page 90)
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
Bumper sticker
Signs
We Haul American Made Products
Sign
Signs
Bill's Septic Cleaning
Watch Out! Blind Man Driving!
Sign
Signs
On a Venetian blind dealer’s car
THINK • Do it Right The First Time! Plan Ahead
Sign
Signs
Canargo Cadillac – WILL BE OPEN TODAY 12 PM TO 4 PM For the 72 hour sale
Sign
Signs
Lots for little.
Sign
Signs
In a realtor's office
From Here To Maternity
Sign
Marriage
Signs
On a newlywed’s car
Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you
Label
Signs
Helmet mounted mirror used by us cyclists
You Best Vet
Store name
Signs
Veterinary Clinic
Think Outside the FOX
Protest sign
Signs
No Pets Allowed • All Pets Must Be on Leash
Sign
Signs
Beware of Road Surprises
Road sign in India
Signs
Do not turn upside down.
Instructions
Signs
On the BOTTOM of a dessert
We Buy Junk and Sell Antiques
Sign
Signs
Outside a country shop
It’s over your head now. Time to get some professional help.
Fortune cookie
Signs
No baby carriages or foreign cars allowed in the lobby
Sign
Signs
In an apartment house
Plastering contractor
Business name
Signs
Band name
So So Hair Salon
Translation
Signs
Translations
In Hong Kong
Street Terminates 00 Feet
Sign
Signs
On a cul-de-sac in Minnesota
Elephant Butte Inn
Sign
Signs
An inn in New Mexico
No Playing Allowed
Sign
Signs
On the gate of a playground fence
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