Quotes and One Liners

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator

If a man can f**k and drive race cars… man… I mean, what else-is there?

Billy Scott

American auto racer

Auto racing Sex Sports

Speaking from memory, I don't know how many points Nelson Piquet has.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator

Auto racing Sports On winning the Indy 500

Nelson Piquet looks like a jockey being strapped into his car. Alan Jones looks like a commando on his way to Vietnam.

Charlie Crichton Stuart

British auto racer & executive

Auto racing Sports Alan Jones Nelson Piquet

It sure didn't make me the million dollars people said it would, but it sure made my ex-wife happy.

Bobby Unser

American auto racer

And the first three cars are all Escorts, which isn’t surprising as this is an all Escort race.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator

With ten [laps]to go, I didn't have a code of ethics.

American auto racer

Auto racing Sports Ethics

We now have exactly the same situation as we had at the start of the race, only exactly the opposite.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator

Auto racing Sports On what racing at Winchester Speedway

It’s like flying jet fighters in a gymnasium.

Dick Trickle

American auto racer

Auto racing began five minutes after the second car was built.

Henry Ford

(1863 – 1947) automobile industrialist

Auto racing Sports

Alain Prost is in a commanding second position.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator

Auto racing Insults Sports Speaking of Mark Martin

Need to tie some kerosene rags around his ankles so the ants don’t eat his candy ass.

Dale Earnhardt

American auto racer

Ernie Irvan could go bear hunting with a switch. He ain't never afraid.

American auto racer

Auto racing Emotions Fear Sports Ernie Irvan

I've never seen driving as a sexual thing – I just could never consider it in that light. I think women are interested in the drivers because of the dangers, but some of us are as dull as Old Nick.

Jackie Stewart

Scottish auto racer

Auto racing People Sports Women

As you look at the first four, the significant thing is that Alboreto is fifth.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator

The lead is now 6.9 seconds… in fact, it’s just under 7 seconds.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator

Banner at Silverstone Raceway

Mansell handles corners better than Maradona.

Auto racing Signs Sports Of British auto racer Nigel Mansell

The new asphalt is like putting a tuxedo on a rattlesnake.

Auto racing Expressions Sports On a newly re-paved Darlington Raceway

American auto racer

I wonder if Watson is in the relaxed state of mind he's in.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator

Cale Yarborough would have to call a service station to get a tire changed, but he's as good as anyone who ever drove a race car.