Subject: Sports » Auto racing (Page 2)

You win some, you lose some, you wreck some.

American auto racer

Need to tie some kerosene rags around his ankles so the ants don’t eat his candy ass.

American auto racer

When I drove for British teams… they called me the ‘Tadpole' because I was too small to be a frog.

French auto racer

And now Jacques Laffitte is as close to Surer as Surer is to Laffitte.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator

Do my eyes deceive me, or is Senna’s Lotus sounding rough?

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator

In my sport the quick are too often listed among the dead.

Scottish auto racer

That’s the first time he had started from the front row in a Grand Prix, having done so in Canada earlier this year.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator

I want to be the fastest woman in the world… in a manner of speaking.

American woman drag racer

Rally points scoring is twenty for the fastest, eighteen for the second fastest, right down to six points for the slowest fastest.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator

Nigel Mansell is the last person in the race apart from the five in front of him.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator

If you can leave two black stripes from the exit of one corner to the braking zone of the next, you have enough horsepower.

American auto racer

To finish first, you must first finish.

American auto racer

The new asphalt is like putting a tuxedo on a rattlesnake.

American auto racer

Auto racing began five minutes after the second car was built.

(1863 – 1947) automobile industrialist

It is necessary to relax your muscles when you can; relaxing your brain is fatal.

(1929 – ) English race car driver

Stewart has two cars in the top five: Magnusson 5th and Barichello 6th.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator

Colin had a hard on in practice earlier, and I bet he wished he had a hard on now.

motor racing commentator

I could stand up in the seat and not hit my head.

American auto racer

Racing is 99 per cent boredom and one per cent terror.

Australian auto racer

I feel safer on a racetrack than I do on Houston's freeways.

American auto racer

I'd rather have an accident than fall in love – that's how much I love motor racing.

Italian woman auto racer