Subject: Sports » Baseball (Page 18)

When we played, World Series checks meant something; now all they do is screw up your taxes.

American baseball pitcher & announcer

Many people think the Cards at the end of the wire will cross the finish line first.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

The Champagne they have stored is getting more valuable every year.

(1925 – 2005) television host

It ain’t over ’til it’s over.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

He wants Texas back.

Los Angeles Dodgers’ manager

 The difference between the old ballplayer and the new ballplayer is the jersey; the old ballplayer cared about the name on the front… the new ballplayer cares about the name on the back.

professional baseball player

We need just two players to be a contender – just Babe Ruth and Sandy Koufax.

(1931 – ) American baseball player & manager

About the only problem with success is that it does not teach you how to deal with failure.

Los Angeles Dodgers’ manager

I have an amazing ability to forget.

(1925 – 2005) American baseball player & manager

The Houston Astros are the youngest team in the National League if you judge by age.

American baseball pitcher & announcer

I sure hope you’re staying alive for the upcoming Dodgers series.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

The Lord taught me to love everybody, but the last ones I learned to love were the sportswriters.

(1922 – ) American baseball player & manager

Don’t park in the spaces marked, “Reserved for Umpires.”

professional baseball pitcher

I don’t mean he missed him, but he just didn’t get him when he put the tag on him.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

There is someone warming up in the Giants’ bullpen, but he’s obscured by his number.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

My idea of managing is giving the ball to Tom Seaver and sitting down and watching him work.

(1934 – 2010) American baseball manager

Gossage puts guys like me on his cereal for breakfast. He's the most intimidating pitcher I've ever seen.

baseball player

I led the league in “Go get ‘em next time.”

(1935 – ) American baseball player, sportscaster, comedian & actor

More than anyone else, he's (Hank Aaron) made me wish I wasn't a manager.

American baseball manager

Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

The only way I'm going to get a Gold Glove is with a can of spray paint.

professional baseball player