Subject: Sports » Baseball (Page 23)

The music sounds better, the wine tastes sweeter and the girls look better when we win.

professional baseball player

Baseball owners have moral scruples against taking any man’s dollar when there is a chance to take a dollar and a quarter.

(1905–1982) American sportswriter

For those of us who are baseball fans and agnostics, the [Baseball] Hall of Fame is as close to a religious experience as we may ever get.

American author

Grubb goes back, back… he’s under the warning track and makes the play.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

Do they leave it there during games?

American baseball pitcher

The Hall of Fame ceremonies are on the 31st and 32nd of July.

(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

Managing a baseball team is like trying to make chicken salad out of chicken shit.

American baseball player

I tell him ‘Attaway to hit, George.’

American baseball manager

The wind always seems to blow against catchers when they’re running.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

There’s a shot up the alley… oh, it’s just foul.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

I remember one time going out to the mound to talk with Bob Gibson. He told me to get back behind the batter, that the only thing I knew about pitching was that it was hard to hit.

American baseball player & commentator

It’s the same as any other ball game you’ll remember as long as you live.

(1926 – 2016) American baseball player, announcer & television host

There’s no crying in baseball!

(1956 – ) American movie actor

When you’re 21, you're a prospect; when you’re 30, you’re a suspect.

baseball player

The Cards lead the Dodgers 4-2 after one inning and that one hasn’t even started.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

I guess I’d better send my fingers to Cooperstown.

baseball player

I believe in rules… sure I do; if there weren’t any rules, how could you break them?

(1906 – 1991) American baseball player, coach & manager

We have deep depth.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

Look at him and you'd think he's 16… talk to him and you think he's 26; talk baseball with him, and you'd think he's 36.

(1881 – 1965) American Major League Baseball executive

Hey, Lou, it took you 15 years to get out of the game. Sometimes I’m out in 15 minutes.

(1908 – 1989) American baseball player

The hardest thing to do in baseball is to hit a round baseball with a round bat, squarely.


(1918 – 2002) American baseball player