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Cricket is baseball on valium.

(1951 – 2014) comedian & actor

Allen S. Sothoron pitched his initials off yesterday.

(1886 – 1969) American journalist & humorist

I wouldn’t give him a high fastball or a fast highball.

(1925 – 2005) American baseball player & manager

The best thing about baseball is that you can do something about yesterday tomorrow.

Venezuelan baseball player

I've got a tip on the market for you fellows, buy Pennsylvania Railroad – because by tomorrow night about a dozen of you bums will be riding on it.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

He could hit better with a broken arm than we could with two good arms.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

I never thought you could win a Pulitzer just for quoting Tommy Lasorda correctly.

(1919 – 1998) American sportswriter

A woman will be elected president before Wade Boggs is called out on strikes.

(1953 – ) American baseball player

Claudell Washington plays the outfield like he's trying to catch grenades.

professional baseball player

The series is already won, but I don’t know by which team.

professional baseball player

Reporter: Who do you think is the number one player of all time?

Logan: I’d have to go with the immoral Babe Ruth.

professional baseball player

He (Don Drysdale) talks very well for a guy who's had two fingers in his mouth all his life.

(1925 – 2005) American baseball player & manager

The problem with being Comeback Player of the Year is it means you have to go somewhere before you can come back.

Dutch-born American baseball pitcher

Don't worry, the fans don't start booing until July.

(1930 – 2013) American baseball manager

Tell you what, you keep the salary and I'll keep me the cut.

(1908 – 1989) American baseball player

We had a very scientific system of bringing in relief pitchers. We used the first one who answered the phone.

American baseball pitcher & pitching coach

These days baseball is different… you come to spring training, you get your legs ready, you arms loose, your agents ready, your lawyer lined up.

American baseball player

Doctors tell me I have the body of a thirty year old. I know I have the brain of a fifteen year old. If you've got both, you can play baseball.

American baseball player

I’m going to Radio Shack to buy one of those headsets like the broadcasters use… it seems as soon as you put them on, you get 100 times smarter.

American baseball manager

The Mets have gotten their leadoff hitter on base only once in this inning.

(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs.

(1931 – ) American baseball player & manager