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My nose didn't move… it definitely had position.

American basketball player

Yeah, I regret we weren't on a higher floor.

(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality

Basketball Sports After being asked by a judge (after being sentenced for throwing a man through a 1st floor window) if he had any regrets

I can’t keep referring to basketball players as Khloe Kardashian’s husband and his friends.

Aziz Ansari

(1983 – ) American comedian & actor

Basketball Sports Basketball players Khloe Kardashian

What do you have when you've got an agent buried up to his neck in sand? … Not enough sand.

Pat Williams

(1941 – ) American basketball executive

Basketball Sports Agents

The earth in LA moved more in one hour than Benoit Benjamin did all last season with the Clippers.

Peter Vescey

American sports columnist & analyst

Basketball Sports After an earthquake in Los Angeles Benoit Benjamin

I think that the team that wins game five will win the series… unless we lose game five.

Charles Barkley

(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality

Basketball Sports

I remember sitting down with the Rockets and saying, 'Yeah. I'm going to retire.' They said, 'Well, we'll give you $9 million.' And I said, 'You got a pen on you?'

Charles Barkley

(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality

Basketball Money Sports Contracts

George McGinnis has got the body of a Greek god and the running ability of a Greek goddess.

Dick Vitale

American sportscaster

Basketball Sports George McGinnis

A lot is said about defense, but at the end of the game, the team with the most points wins, the other team loses.

(Bob Costas replied with just, Uh…well…ok.)

Isaiah Thomas

professional basketball player

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I haven't been able to slam-dunk the basketball for the past five years… or, for the thirty-eight years before that, either.

Dave Barry

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist

Basketball Sports

We lost some mighty good boys from last year because of paroles, but, crime being what it is, we've picked up some good ones since then, too.

Joe Kirkpatrick

basketball coach

Basketball Sports On coaching the Oklahoma State Penitentiary team

You mean in the state?

Abe Lemons

(1922 – 2002) American college basketball coach

Basketball Sports When asked if his team should be ranked in the top twenty

Tell me where you want to go. If they have a team, I'll schedule them.

Abe Lemons

(1922 – 2002) American college basketball coach

Basketball Places Sports What he asks players he is recruiting

There are some remarkable parallels between basketball and politics; Michael Jordan has already mastered the skill most needed for political success: how to stay aloft without visible means of support.

Margaret Thatcher

(1925 – 2013) British prime minister & politician

Basketball Government Politics Sports Michael Jordan

They probably would; I haven't played in twenty years and we're all old now.

Larry Bird

professional basketball player, coach & executive

Basketball Sports When askied who would win between the 1992 ‘Dream Team’ and the 2012 Olympic basketball team

Many Americans follow pro basketball from November through June, for reasons that I found unexplainable, other than the fact that they were overly fascinated with soaring armpits.

Dan Jenkins

(1929 – ) American author & sportswriter

Basketball Sports

In my prime I could have handled Michael Jordan; of course, he would have been only 12 years old.

Jerry Sloan

American basketball player & coach

Basketball Sports Michael Jordan

The Orlando Magic were so bad last season, the cheerleaders stayed home and phoned in their cheers.

Pat Williams

(1941 – ) American basketball executive

Basketball Sports

I looked up in the stands and I thought I saw my wife and kids booing.

Jerry Reynolds

American basketball Coach

Basketball Sports After a huge defeat

I never thought I'd lead the NBA in rebounding, but I got a lot of help from my teammates – they did a lot of missing.

Moses Malone

professional basketball player

Basketball Sports Rebounding

We went to Alaska once and they made us honorary Alaskans. Then we went to Hawaii and they made us honorary Hawaiians. We're going to the Virgin Islands this year.

Abe Lemons

(1922 – 2002) American college basketball coach

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Subject: Sports » Basketball (Page 3)

My nose didn't move… it definitely had position.

Yeah, I regret we weren't on a higher floor.

I can’t keep referring to basketball players as Khloe Kardashian’s husband and his friends.

What do you have when you've got an agent buried up to his neck in sand? … Not enough sand.

The earth in LA moved more in one hour than Benoit Benjamin did all last season with the Clippers.

I think that the team that wins game five will win the series… unless we lose game five.

I remember sitting down with the Rockets and saying, 'Yeah. I'm going to retire.' They said, 'Well, we'll give you $9 million.' And I said, 'You got a pen on you?'

George McGinnis has got the body of a Greek god and the running ability of a Greek goddess.

A lot is said about defense, but at the end of the game, the team with the most points wins, the other team loses.

(Bob Costas replied with just, Uh…well…ok.)

I haven't been able to slam-dunk the basketball for the past five years… or, for the thirty-eight years before that, either.

We lost some mighty good boys from last year because of paroles, but, crime being what it is, we've picked up some good ones since then, too.

You mean in the state?

Tell me where you want to go. If they have a team, I'll schedule them.

There are some remarkable parallels between basketball and politics; Michael Jordan has already mastered the skill most needed for political success: how to stay aloft without visible means of support.

They probably would; I haven't played in twenty years and we're all old now.

Many Americans follow pro basketball from November through June, for reasons that I found unexplainable, other than the fact that they were overly fascinated with soaring armpits.

In my prime I could have handled Michael Jordan; of course, he would have been only 12 years old.

The Orlando Magic were so bad last season, the cheerleaders stayed home and phoned in their cheers.

I looked up in the stands and I thought I saw my wife and kids booing.

I never thought I'd lead the NBA in rebounding, but I got a lot of help from my teammates – they did a lot of missing.

We went to Alaska once and they made us honorary Alaskans. Then we went to Hawaii and they made us honorary Hawaiians. We're going to the Virgin Islands this year.