Subject: Sports (Page 125)

Need to tie some kerosene rags around his ankles so the ants don’t eat his candy ass.

American auto racer
Auto racing Insults Sports

Not intentionally, but I sweat easily.

(1908 – 1989) American baseball player
Baseball Sports

It’s just a job; grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand… I beat people up.

(1942 – ) American boxing champion
Boxing Occupations Sports Work

It's so bad I could putt off a tabletop and still leave the ball halfway down the leg.

professional golfer
Golf Sports

You either have to finesse 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty, or 11 who weren't smart enough to play offense.

Clemson quarterback
Football Sports

My coach said I ran like a girl, I said if he could run a little faster he could too.

1972 – ) American soccer player
Sports Women

The Gullikson twins here; an interesting pair… both from Wisconsin.

Tennis commentator
Sports

I only have one goal in each stick.

Czech ice hockey player
Hockey Sports