Subject: Sports (Page 8)

Vicodin and vodka — the breakfast of champions.

(1918 – 1990) football coach

Cleveland’s Colon Has Emerged Smelling Like a Rose

Senators Maintain Their Hold On Devils

Why should I feel sorry for Ali? He got two and a half-million dollars for being beaten up. Most of us in this city have to pay for the privilege.

If I was earning £1 a race, I'd still be a racing driver – just a poor one.

British auto racer

That son of a bitch was able to hole a putt over sixty feet of peanut brittle.

American professional golfer

I don’t know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

You hate to lose your teeth and the game, too.

Canadian hockey player

She's slower than trying to bake a pie with a lighter.

American professional golfer

Golf is just a game – and an idiotic game most of the time.

American professional golfer

You can’t think and hit the ball at the same time.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

Grand Prix driving is like balancing an egg on a spoon while shooting the rapids.

British racing driver

I get worried when a guy goes down, in case he doesn't get up – for me to hit him again.

British boxer

Nobody remembers the guy who finished second but the guy who finished second.

American auto racer

If it was, Army and Navy would play for the national championship every year.

college football coach

The only way to ruin a day like this would be to play golf on it.

(1958 – ) Irish professional golfer & commentator

What does it feel like being rammed up the backside by Barrichello?

English football player, manager & sports commentator

I had all my own teeth and I wanted to keep it that way.

American baseball player

He's been burning the midnight oil at both ends.

English sports commentator

A re-match with Eubank is not in my plans. I'm not interested in him because he's got nothing I want… except a Harley-Davidson motorbike.

British boxer

I’m hoping for a bench clearing brawl during the warm up so I can go out and grab his stick.

Canadian hockey goaltender