Subject: Sports (Page 8)

Vicodin and vodka — the breakfast of champions.

(1918 – 1990) football coach
Football Sports

Cleveland’s Colon Has Emerged Smelling Like a Rose

Baseball Headlines Sports

Senators Maintain Their Hold On Devils

Headlines Sports

Why should I feel sorry for Ali? He got two and a half-million dollars for being beaten up. Most of us in this city have to pay for the privilege.

Boxing Sports

If I was earning £1 a race, I'd still be a racing driver – just a poor one.

British auto racer
Auto racing Money Sports

That son of a bitch was able to hole a putt over sixty feet of peanut brittle.

American professional golfer
Golf Sports

I don’t know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball Misspokements Sports

You hate to lose your teeth and the game, too.

Canadian hockey player
Hockey Sports

She's slower than trying to bake a pie with a lighter.

American professional golfer
Golf Sports

Golf is just a game – and an idiotic game most of the time.

American professional golfer
Golf Sports

You can’t think and hit the ball at the same time.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Baseball Sports Yogi-isms

Grand Prix driving is like balancing an egg on a spoon while shooting the rapids.

British racing driver
Auto racing Sports

I get worried when a guy goes down, in case he doesn't get up – for me to hit him again.

British boxer
Boxing Sports

Nobody remembers the guy who finished second but the guy who finished second.

American auto racer
Auto racing Sports

If it was, Army and Navy would play for the national championship every year.

college football coach
Football Sports

The only way to ruin a day like this would be to play golf on it.

(1958 – ) Irish professional golfer & commentator
Golf Sports

What does it feel like being rammed up the backside by Barrichello?

English football player, manager & sports commentator
Misspokements Sports

I had all my own teeth and I wanted to keep it that way.

American baseball player
Hockey Sports

He's been burning the midnight oil at both ends.

English sports commentator
Mixed metaphors Sports

A re-match with Eubank is not in my plans. I'm not interested in him because he's got nothing I want… except a Harley-Davidson motorbike.

British boxer
Boxing Sports

I’m hoping for a bench clearing brawl during the warm up so I can go out and grab his stick.

Canadian hockey goaltender
Hockey Sports