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Subject:
Success
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It takes 20 years to make an overnight success.
Eddie Cantor
(1892 – 1964) singer, dancer, comedian, actor & songwriter
Success
Time
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
Lily Tomlin
(1939 – ) comedian, actress, writer & producer
Success
World
Mediocrity
It is common sense to take a method and try it… if it fails, admit it frankly and try another; but above all, try something.
Franklin D. Roosevelt
(1882 – 1945) 32nd U.S. president
Beliefs
Success
The Hollywood tradition I like best is called "sucking up to the stars."
Johnny Carson
(1925 – 2005) television host
Hollywood
Places
Success
Celebrity
Tradition
We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess.
Mark Twain
Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Characteristics
Success
Praise
Talent
Never fret for an only son, the idea of failure will never occur to him.
George Bernard Shaw
(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist
Failure
Problems
Success
Only sons
A celebrity is one who is known to many persons he is glad he doesn't know.
H.L. Mencken
(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist
People
Success
Celebrity
Life is strange; every so often a good man wins.
Frank Dane
(1902 – 1963) Danish actor
Characteristics
Individuals
Life
People
Success
Good
Success can be insured only by devising a defense against failure of the contingency plan.
Boyle’s Tenth Law
Failure
Murphy’s Laws
Success
Contingency plans
I have enemies I’ve never met – that’s fame.
Tallulah Bankhead
(1903 – 1968) movie actress
Success
Enemies
Fame
To refuse awards is another way of accepting them with more noise than is normal.
Peter Ustinov
(1921 – 2004) English actor & author
Success
Awards
At some time in the life cycle of virtually every organization, its ability to succeed in spite of itself runs out.
Brien's First Law
Murphy’s Laws
Success
Organizations
The usual drawback to success is that it annoys one’s friends so.
P.G. Wodehouse
(1881 – 1975) English writer & humorist
Success
Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent.
Fred Allen
(1894 – 1956) American radio comedian
Entertainment
Success
Celebrity
Ed Sullivan
Talent
I was sorry to have my name mentioned as one of the great authors, because they have a sad habit of dying off.
Mark Twain
Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
People
Self
Success
After a fellow gets famous it doesn’t take long for someone to bob up that used to sit by him in school.
Frank ‘Kin’ Hubbard
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Success
Fame
Give me a couple of years, and I’ll make that actress an overnight success.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Success
Time
Overnight success
Oxymorons
I have never known a person to live to be one hundred and be remarkable for anything else.
Josh Billings
(1818 – 1885) humorist
Age
Old
Success
It’s a little like wrestling a gorilla; you don’t quit when you’re tired—you quit when the gorilla is tired.
Robert Strauss
(1913 – 1975) American actor
Success
Celebrity
Fame
You climb the ladder of success easier when you lay it flat.
Dietvorst's Law
Murphy’s Laws
Success
I want to be so famous that drag queens will dress like me in parades when I'm dead.
Laura Kightlinger
(1969 – ) American actress, comedian, producer & writer
Self
Success
Drag queens
Fame
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