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Subject:
Success
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You should always accept because of the pain it brings to your enemies.
Maurice Bowra
(1898 – 1971) English classical scholar & academic
Success
Awards
Honors
Success is getting what you want, and happiness is wanting what you get.
‘Brother’ David Gardner
(1926 – 1983) American comedian & singer
Emotions
Happiness
Success
The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer.
John Madden
(1936 – ) American football coach & television announcer
Success
Easy Street
Sewers
Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable.
Fran Lebowitz
(1950 – ) writer & humorist
Characteristics
Success
Bad
Old age is like everything else; to make a success of it, you've got to start young.
Theodore Roosevelt
(1858 – 1919) 26th U.S. president
Age
Old
Success
Young
Success for some people, depends on becoming well-known; for others, it depends on never being found out.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Success
Celebrity
Sudden success in golf is like the sudden acquisition of wealth; it is apt to unsettle and deteriorate the character.
P.G. Wodehouse
(1881 – 1975) English writer & humorist
Age
Golf
Sports
Success
Wealth
Give me two years, and I'll make her an overnight star.
Harry Cohn
(1891 – 1958) American president of Columbia Pictures & producer
Success
Time
Celebrity
Overnight star
Success took me to her bosom like a maternal boa constrictor.
Noel Coward
(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter
Success
Andy Warhol made fame more famous.
Fran Lebowitz
(1950 – ) writer & humorist
Success
Andy Warhol
Celebrity
If anything goes bad, I did it… if anything goes semi-good, we did it… if anything goes really good, then you did it; that's all it takes to get people to win football games for you.
Paul 'Bear' Bryant
1913 – 1983) American college football coach
People
Situations
Success
Work
Cooperation
Credit
Success took me to her bosom like a maternal boa constrictor.
Noel Coward
(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter
Success
Snakes
Any idiot can get laid when they’re famous… that’s easy… it’s getting laid when you’re
not
famous that takes some talent.
Kevin Bacon
(1958 – ) American film & theater actor
Sex
Success
Celebrity
Fame
A best seller was a book which somehow sold well simply because it was selling well.
Daniel J. Boorstin
(1914 – ) historian
Books
Communication
Reading/Writing
Success
Best sellers
If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.
Steven Wright
(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Success
Skydiving
Make a sex tape, upload it, get on a reality show, release a perfume, retire… that’s the new American dream.
Natasha Leggero
(1974 – ) American comedian
Success
American dream
One day you are a signature, next day you’re an autograph.
Billy Wilder
(1906 – 2002) Austrian journalist, filmmaker, screenwriter & producer
Success
Autographs
Celebrity
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
Jack Benny
(1894 – 1974) comedian, radio & television host
Health
Success
Arthritis
Award
Success is a public affair; failure is a private funeral.
Rosalind Russell
(1907 – 1976) American actress
Failure
Success
I don’t mind the high price of stardom, I just don’t like the high price of mediocrity.
Bill Veeck
(1914 – 1986) American baseball team owner & promoter
Money
Sports
Success
Mediocrity
Stars
The final test of fame is to have a crazy person imagine he is you.
Mel Brooks
(1926 – ) film director, screenwriter, composer, comedian, actor & producer
Success
Celebrity
Sanity
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