Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 14)

Diane: Did you ever have a pet?

Coach: You mean like an animal?

(1924 – 1985) American actor & television director
TV/Movie Quotes

In ancient Rome they killed Sid Caesar.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Whaddya say, Norm?

Well, I never met a beer I didn’t drink.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
Beer TV/Movie Quotes

Grandmama Addams: Fester, You're not cheating!

Uncle Fester: Sorry.

(1914 – 1984) American actor
Honesty TV/Movie Quotes

I feel as though the Russian Army has been walking over my tongue in their stocking feet.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
TV/Movie Quotes

I'm on the edge of my feet.

(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

There’s so much static electricity in this room, I pick up everything but boys and money.

(1946 – ) singer, songwriter, author & actress
TV/Movie Quotes

I want a world where Frank junior and all the Frank juniors can sit under a shady tree, breathe the air, swim in the ocean, and go into a 7-11 without an interpreter.

(1926 – 2010) Canadian actor
TV/Movie Quotes

I’ve been yours since that first day you carved my initials in your leg.

(1930 – 1983) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

Stamped inedibly on my heart.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

I've got to get out of this rut and back in the groove.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
Life TV/Movie Quotes

You can leave in a taxi… If you can't get a taxi, you can leave in a huff… if that's too soon, you can leave in a minute and a huff.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
TV/Movie Quotes

Last will & tentacle

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

If I’m not back in five minutes… just wait longer.

(1962 – ) Canadian-American actor & comedian
Time TV/Movie Quotes

Elaine, breaking up is like knocking over a coke machine. You can’t do it in one push, you got to rock it back and forth a few times, and then it goes over.

(1954 – ) comedian & television actor
Relationships TV/Movie Quotes

Morticia: Wednesday’s at that very special age when a girl has only one thing on her mind.

Ellen: Boys?

Wednesday: Homicide.

(1980 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

Cliff: Sometimes I’m ashamed God made me a man.

Carla: I don’t think God’s doing a whole lot of bragging about it either.

(1948 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

Busty Female Shop Assistant: Is this some kind of bust?

Lt. Frank Drebin: Well… it's very impressive, yes, but we need to ask you a few questions.

(1926 – 2010) Canadian actor
TV/Movie Quotes

I have low self-esteem, but I express it the healthy way… by eating a box of Double-Stuf Oreos.

(1966) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

You’d think I was Lazarus rising from the bed.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Grace Fielding: Oh, I’m so sorry, Mr. Bellows. I didn’t recognize you in this bad light.

S.B. Bellows: Ah, everybody seems to see me in a bad light.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
TV/Movie Quotes