Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 18)

No, I think that was when Abraham Lincoln signed the Declaration of Independence. Ya know, “Fourscore and seven years ago.”

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Umm, trouble with grammar have I, yes?

Movie character in, Star Wars (Frank Oz)
Communication Language TV/Movie Quotes

I’m glad he’s single because I’m going to climb that like a tree.

(1970 – ) American actress, comedian, writer & producer
TV/Movie Quotes

… without embarrassing parents there’d be no psychology.

(1955 – ) American actor, comedian, producer, director & singer
Family Parents TV/Movie Quotes

Coach: What’s the story, Norm?

Norm: A thirsty guy walks into a bar. You finish it.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

You'll meet someone… someone very special… someone who won't press charges…

(1940 – 1994) Puerto Rican actor
TV/Movie Quotes

During an interview Condoleezza Rice describes her stance on abortion as ‘mildly pro-choice,’ which means she would support abortion, except in cases where the mother is pregnant.

(1971 – ) American actress, comedian, producer & writer
TV/Movie Quotes

Whenever Mrs Kissel breaks wind, we beat the dog.

(1917 – 2000) American actor, composer, pianist & singer
TV/Movie Quotes

The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the devil’s own satanic herd!

(1955 – ) English actor
Life Problems TV/Movie Quotes

I less is more, then think how much more more is.

TV/Movie Quotes

Any dog under fifty pounds is a cat and cats are useless.

(1970 – ) American actor, writer & carpenter
Animals Dogs TV/Movie Quotes

Greg, Honey, is it supposed to be this soft?

(1953 – ) American model & actress
TV/Movie Quotes

The scariest words of my childhood were: “Your father needs your help in the basement.”

(1959 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

I didn't come all this way to spend my vacation in a one-whore town.

(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Cliff: I have impossibly high standards for a woman.

Norm: Yeah, she has to like you.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

I had to go by the drug store to get some marital aids: breath mints for you and Wild Turkey for me!

(1946 – ) American actor
Marriage Sex TV/Movie Quotes

If your cousin Maude says one wrong word to me, we’re gonna be leaving before the bride takes the shower.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Mixed metaphors TV/Movie Quotes

Basically you're saying marriage is just a way of getting out of an embarrassing pause in conversation.

(1960 – ) English actor
Marriage TV/Movie Quotes

Waitress: And another thing, don’t be so free with your hands.
Fields: Listen honey. I was only trying to guess your weight.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
TV/Movie Quotes

I’m not suicidal. I just wish I had never been born. There’s a difference.

(1953 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Morticia: Where are we?

Grandma: It looks familiar… of course, the gates of hell.

(1952 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes