Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 23)

Frasier: I asked Dad to get me a bran muffin. You know what he said to me? “What’s the magic word?”
Niles: You’re kidding.
Frasier: He didn’t think it was very amusing when I said, “Rest home!”

(1955 – ) American actor, comedian, producer, director & singer
TV/Movie Quotes

Today Chicago, tomorrow's Saturday.

(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put ‘Emily, I love you’ on the back of the bill.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
TV/Movie Quotes

The first minute we get something beautiful going you got a way of saying things that just, I dunno, breaks the whole spill.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Once the trust goes out of a relationship, it’s really no fun lying to them anymore.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
Relationships TV/Movie Quotes

Daddy, I have heat probation.

(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

He looks so sweet… just like a little entrée.

(1951 – ) American actress & director
TV/Movie Quotes

Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

George: She calls me up at my office. She says, “We have to talk.”
Jerry: Ugh. The four worst words in the English language.
George: That or “Whose bra is this?”

(1959 – ) American actor, director, writer, singer & comedian
Relationships TV/Movie Quotes

Girl Scout: I'll tell you what – I'll buy a cup [of lemonade] if you buy a box of my delicious Girl Scout cookies. Do we have a deal?

Wednesday: Are they made from real Girl Scouts?

(1980 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

God gave men brains larger than dogs so they wouldn’t hump women’s legs at cocktail parties.

(1975 – ) American actress, film director, screenwriter & author
Men TV/Movie Quotes

Diane: And everyone knows that hate is not the opposite of love. Indifference is.
Sam: Well, whatever you say. I really don’t care.

(1947) is an American actor, author & producer
Love TV/Movie Quotes

Love is not a sprint, it’s a marathon, a relentless pursuit that only ends when she falls into your arms… or hits you with the pepper spray.

(1980 – ) American actor, comedian & musician
Love TV/Movie Quotes

Young Bridesmaid: What's bonking?

Scarlett: Well, it's kinda like table tennis, only with slightly smaller balls.

(1968 – 2001) English actress
Sex TV/Movie Quotes

Gomez: Has anyone ever told you, you have the softest brown eyes?
Morticia: No. Besides, my eyes are blue.
Gomez: No wonder nobody's ever told you!

(1930 – ) American actor
Appearance TV/Movie Quotes

I took out an English teacher. That didn’t work out at all. I sent her a love letter… She corrected it!

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Halley Reed: He wants to produce something of mine.

Clifford Stern: Yeah, your first child.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Relationships TV/Movie Quotes

{Noticing Raj peeking through someone’s window using the telescope] Oh, Raj, no. Billions of dollars have gone into inventing the Internet and filling it with pictures of naked women, so we don’t have to peep through windows.

(1980 – ) American actor, comedian & musician
TV/Movie Quotes

You take a chance getting up in the morning, crossing the street, or sticking your face in a fan.

(1926 – 2010) Canadian actor
TV/Movie Quotes

I’m not suicidal. I just wish I had never been born. There’s a difference.

(1953 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Georgette: Why do people always send flowers when someone passes on?

Sue Ann: What would you suggest, dear – fruit?

1922) American actress, comedian & television personality
TV/Movie Quotes