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Trying is just the first step toward failure.

Homer Simpson

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)

Grace Fielding: Oh, I’m so sorry, Mr. Bellows. I didn’t recognize you in this bad light.
S.B. Bellows: Ah, everybody seems to see me in a bad light.

W.C. Fields

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

TV/Movie Quotes As S.B. Bellows in “The Big Broadcast of 1938”

My father worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium, a master.

Peter Billingsley

(1971 – ) American actor, director & producer

TV/Movie Quotes As Ralphie in “A Christmas Story” Profanity

If your cousin Maude says one wrong word to me, we’re gonna be leaving before the bride takes the shower.

Archie Bunker

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Mixed metaphors TV/Movie Quotes

I don’ t know if you’ ve read my book, “Advanced Sexual Positions: How to Achieve Them Without Laughing.”

Woody Allen

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

Sex TV/Movie Quotes From “Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex * But Were Afraid to Ask”

If I wanted you to know what I’m thinking, I’d be talking.

Ed O’Neill

(1946 – ) American actor

Communication Speech TV/Movie Quotes As Al Bundy in “Married With Children”

Uncle Nick Nack’s winter wardrobe… Uncle Nick Nack’s summer wardrobe… Uncle Nick Nack!

Angelica Huston

(1951 – ) American actress & director

TV/Movie Quotes As Morticia Addams in the film “The Addams Family” Looking through a wardrobe

[to campers] Attention. Here’s an update on tonight’s dinner. It was veal. I repeat, veal. The winner of tonight’s mystery meat contest is Jeffrey Corbin who guessed “some kind of beef.”

Bill Murray

(1950 – ) American actor & comedian

Food/Drink TV/Movie Quotes As Tripper in “Meatballs” Mystery meat

Utrilities

Archie Bunker

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes Utilities

Roads are just a suggestion Marge, just like pants.

Homer Simpson

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)

Things TV/Movie Quotes Roads

She’s all dressed up like a well-kept grave.

W.C. Fields

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

TV/Movie Quotes As The Great McGonigle in “The Old Fashioned Way”

Brudder, you got a preposition and that thing will give you a conclusion of the brain.

Bugs Bunny

cartoon character (Mel Blanc)

Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes Contusion Proposition

You don't like your job, you don't strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.

Homer Simpson

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)

TV/Movie Quotes Work Strikes

There’s nothing wrong with revenge – it’s the best way to get even.

Archie Bunker

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes Revenge

I'll get some aspirin and we caI’ll get some aspirin and we can sit here and solve the case of the wife who’s not getting any. n sit here and solve the case of the wife who's not getting any.

Katey Sagal

(1954 – ) American actress & singer-songwriter

Sex TV/Movie Quotes As Peg Bundy in “Married With Children”

Wednesday, look at all of the other children, their freckles, their bright little eyes, their eager, friendly smiles; help them.

Angelica Huston

(1951 – ) American actress & director

TV/Movie Quotes As Morticia Addams in “Addams Family Values”

Remember Danny, two wrongs don’t make a right, but three rights make a left.

Chevy Chase

(1943 – ) American comedian, writer & actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Ty Webb in “Caddyshack”

I don’t want you going to jail, Archie… you never could get used to a strange bathroom.

Jean Stapleton

(1923 – 2013) American actress

TV/Movie Quotes As Edith Bunker in “All In the Family” Jail

That's all, folks!

Mel Blanc

(1908 – 1989) voice actor & comedian (voice of cartoon character Porky Pig)

Epitaphs TV/Movie Quotes Epitaph of Mel Blanc Phrase of Porky Pig

Elle: Did you see him? He’s probably still scratching his head.
Paulette: Yeah, which must be a nice vacation for his balls.

Jennifer Coolidge

(1961 – ) American actress & comedian

TV/Movie Quotes As Paulette in “Legally Blonde”

State Trooper: Now you can go back to Punxsutawney, or you can go ahead and freeze to death. It’s your choice. So what’s it gonna be?
Phil: [pauses] I’m thinking…

Bill Murray

(1950 – ) American actor & comedian

TV/Movie Quotes As Phil Connors in “Groundhog Day”

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Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 63)

Trying is just the first step toward failure.

Grace Fielding: Oh, I’m so sorry, Mr. Bellows. I didn’t recognize you in this bad light.
S.B. Bellows: Ah, everybody seems to see me in a bad light.

My father worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium, a master.

If your cousin Maude says one wrong word to me, we’re gonna be leaving before the bride takes the shower.

I don’ t know if you’ ve read my book, “Advanced Sexual Positions: How to Achieve Them Without Laughing.”

If I wanted you to know what I’m thinking, I’d be talking.

Uncle Nick Nack’s winter wardrobe… Uncle Nick Nack’s summer wardrobe… Uncle Nick Nack!

[to campers] Attention. Here’s an update on tonight’s dinner. It was veal. I repeat, veal. The winner of tonight’s mystery meat contest is Jeffrey Corbin who guessed “some kind of beef.”

Utrilities

Roads are just a suggestion Marge, just like pants.

She’s all dressed up like a well-kept grave.

Brudder, you got a preposition and that thing will give you a conclusion of the brain.

You don't like your job, you don't strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.

There’s nothing wrong with revenge – it’s the best way to get even.

I'll get some aspirin and we caI’ll get some aspirin and we can sit here and solve the case of the wife who’s not getting any. n sit here and solve the case of the wife who's not getting any.

Wednesday, look at all of the other children, their freckles, their bright little eyes, their eager, friendly smiles; help them.

Remember Danny, two wrongs don’t make a right, but three rights make a left.

I don’t want you going to jail, Archie… you never could get used to a strange bathroom.

That's all, folks!

Elle: Did you see him? He’s probably still scratching his head.
Paulette: Yeah, which must be a nice vacation for his balls.

State Trooper: Now you can go back to Punxsutawney, or you can go ahead and freeze to death. It’s your choice. So what’s it gonna be?
Phil: [pauses] I’m thinking…