Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 77)

That top has paid off in free drinks 10 times what I originally paid for it.

(1985 – ) American actress
Clothing TV/Movie Quotes

I hope he doesn't make a testicle out of himself.

(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Once the Earth goes, the planet is going to be next!

(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Aunt Esther: Fred Sanford, the wrath of God will strike you down.

Fred: And this Louisville slugger will knock you out.

(1922 – 1991) American comedian
TV/Movie Quotes

I feel as though the Russian Army has been walking over my tongue in their stocking feet.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
TV/Movie Quotes

Takes a hard man to eat boiled owl.

(1905 – 1982) American film & stage actor
People TV/Movie Quotes

By the way, I faked every orgasm!

(1926 – 2010) Canadian actor
Sex TV/Movie Quotes

Patsy: Well, what am I supposed to do if you die?

Edina: Get cabs!

(1958 – ) English comedian, screenwriter & actress
TV/Movie Quotes

I’ll see you at the opera tonight. I’ll hold your seat till you get there. After you get there you’re on your own.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
TV/Movie Quotes

Esther Clavin: The last thing I want to see is my son’s face on the 11 o’clock news.

Carla: There’s an entire city that agrees with you.

(1947 – ) American actor & entrepreneur
Appearance TV/Movie Quotes

No, I think that was when Abraham Lincoln signed the Declaration of Independence. Ya know, “Fourscore and seven years ago.”

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Christmas is not the time for regrets… that's what anniversaries are for.

(1946 – ) American actor
Marriage TV/Movie Quotes

Or what, you port-brained twerp?! I’ve looked after you all my life! Even when we were babies, I had to show you which bit of your mother was serving the drinks!

(1955 – ) English actor
TV/Movie Quotes

George: Why do they make the condom packets so hard to open?

Jerry: Probably to give the woman a chance to change her mind.

(1954 – ) comedian & television actor
TV/Movie Quotes

I’ve sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn’t want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

(1923 – 1986) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Factories provide three things this country desperately needs: jobs, pride, and material for Bruce Springsteen songs.

(1958 – ) American actor & producer
TV/Movie Quotes

Leonard: Our babies will be smart and beautiful.

Sheldon: Not to mention imaginary.

(1973 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

You’re breakin’ about 18 laws, maybe even a dozen.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Hi, I’m looking for Ray Finkle. [a shotgun cocks and is pointed at his head] … and a clean pair of shorts.

(1962 – ) Canadian-American actor & comedian
TV/Movie Quotes

What do they think I am? Dumb or something? Why, I make more money than… than… than Calvin Coolidge! Put together!

(1923 – 1977) American film actress
TV/Movie Quotes

Serge: I hope you will be alone.

Lady Lou: So do I, warm, dark, and handsome.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
TV/Movie Quotes