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He didn't get there on a paved road.

Less chance than a snowball in Hell.

Those wise decisions you make when you’re young are those foolish ones you’ll live with when your old.

Doesn’t know shit from Shinola

Like a jackass in a tin stable

She's so sweet, sugar wouldn't melt in her mouth.

He acts like he’s ten feet tall and bullet-proof.

If promises were persimmons, possums could eat good at her place.

He was grinnin' like a possum eatin' briars.

You look about as happy as a tick on a fat dog.

I'll knock you so hard you'll see tomorrow today.

Ain’t got both oars in the water

It's your little red wagon, you can push it or pull it.

Pot licker

Marryin’ an’ buryin’ hat

He has to sneak up on water fountain to get a drink.

If you need somebody to push you in the creek, just lemme know.

Like a bug arguing with a chicken

Faster than a knife fight in a phone booth.

That size don't get no bigger.

The dinner bell is always in tune.