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Author: Country expression Page 38
Longer than a visit from my mother in law.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I like a gal where her skin fits a little better.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Wrinkles
Like trying to sneak daylight past a rooster
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Impossible
Other expressions
Unfeasible
It’s so foggy, you have to poke a hole to spit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fog
Other expressions
He went and blessed me out!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He cussed me out
Other expressions
Swearing
… more than Carter’s got pills.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A reference to Carter’s Little Liver Pills
Many
Other expressions
Ain't that the berries!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
Other expressions
That’s great!
Like two peas in a pod.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Act and think alike
Other expressions
The same
Like a duck looking for thunder.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A confused person
Other expressions
Like Claude Harris’ mule
Country expression
Miscellaneous
After his mule plowed into a fence Claude Harris remarked that “he ain’t blind – he just’ don’t give a damn”
Indifferent
Other expressions
He's tighter than a fiddle string
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Stingy
Good Heavenly Days!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Can you believe that?
Exclamation
Gosh
Other expressions
Well I'll be
Good Lord willin’ and the creek don’t rise
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Barring unforeseen circumstances
Other expressions
It daddied itself
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of a child that looks just like its father
I haven't seen you since Hector was a pup.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A long time
Other expressions
You’re acting crazier than a sprayed roach!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Behavior
Crazy
Other expressions
I'd hire her to haunt a house!
Country expression
Appearance
Miscellaneous
Ugly
Other expressions
It’s raining pitchforks and plowhandles.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Raining a lot
Does a bear shit in the woods?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Obviously
Of course
Other expressions
Pull in your horns.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Calm down
Other expressions
Relax
He took in a lot of mules.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Slippery
Untrustworthy
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