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Author: Country expression Page 38
She could make the Pope kick out a stained glass window.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of an attractive female
Madder than a hornet!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Angry
Other expressions
Get a hump on
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Get a move on
Get going
Other expressions
If wishes were horses… beggars would ride.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
They ate supper before they said grace.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
About a couple living together without being married
Other expressions
Sleepier than a river coon
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Sleepy
Tired
Nobody will ever notice it on a galloping horse.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't be too self-conscious about your appearance.
Other expressions
He lost his hat, ass, and spats!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said when someone lost something
Ain't that the berries!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
Other expressions
That’s great!
She couldn't keep her dress down.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Promiscuous
You’d call an alligator a lizard.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Liars
Other expressions
I feel like I was et by a coyote and shit over a cliff.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Feel poorly
Other expressions
Worn out
When a dog is tight-mouthed
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Doesn’t bark much
Other expressions
Don't get your knickers in a knot.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Calm down
Don’t get excited
Other expressions
I’ll knock you in the head and tell God you died.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
Does a snake have hips?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Obviously no
Of course not
Other expressions
Bowed up like a Halloween cat
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Having an ached back
Other expressions
If I tell you a duck can pull a truck, shut up an hook it up.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I told you so
Other expressions
Usually said after you have been proven right
They never could set horses.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Never could get along
Other expressions
Don’t care if I do.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An acceptance
Other expressions
Happy as a hog in slop.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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