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Author: Country expression Page 38
He didn't get there on a paved road.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
On a dirt road
Other expressions
Rural
Less chance than a snowball in Hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
LIttle chance
Other expressions
Those wise decisions you make when you’re young are those foolish ones you’ll live with when your old.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Decisions
Other expressions
Doesn’t know shit from Shinola
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Describing someone who lacks knowledge intelligence and general good sense
Other expressions
Shinola was an old brand of shoe polish
Like a jackass in a tin stable
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Noisy
Other expressions
She's so sweet, sugar wouldn't melt in her mouth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He acts like he’s ten feet tall and bullet-proof.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Conceited
Other expressions
Self-important
If promises were persimmons, possums could eat good at her place.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Promises
He was grinnin' like a possum eatin' briars.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Grinning
Other expressions
Smiling
You look about as happy as a tick on a fat dog.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Ticks
I'll knock you so hard you'll see tomorrow today.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Ain’t got both oars in the water
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other euphemisms
Other expressions
It's your little red wagon, you can push it or pull it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It’s your decision
Other expressions
Pot licker
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A person who lacks ambition
A spiritless mongrel dog - often a nondescript hound mix who’s only value is to lick cooking pots
Other expressions
Marryin’ an’ buryin’ hat
Country expression
Miscellaneous
One’s best hat
Other expressions
He has to sneak up on water fountain to get a drink.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
If you need somebody to push you in the creek, just lemme know.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
If I can do you a favor
Other expressions
Like a bug arguing with a chicken
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A pointless exercise
Other expressions
Useless
Faster than a knife fight in a phone booth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
That size don't get no bigger.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of something very large
The dinner bell is always in tune.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dinner
Other expressions
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