Author: Country expression Page 7

You are about as grateful as a toothache.

Quit bein’ ugly.

Farmin’ in the woods

You don’t know shit from apple butter!

Lower than a snake in a wagon track.

Flat as a fritter.

He's busier than a cat with two tails.

She's so stuck up, she'd drown in a rainstorm.

More than plenty

You're a dime holdin’ up a dollar.

I'm gonna put knots on yor head faster than you can rub them.

That’s how the cow ate the cabbage.

That possum's on the stump.

Slower than a bread wagon with biscuit wheels.

It’s got tits or tires, you’re gonna have trouble with it.

She’d make a freight train take a dirt road.

Her breath/body odor would knock a buzzard off a shit wagon.

It’s raining cats and dogs.

Fan the door

Country as a churn

Sat there like a bump on a log.