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Author: Country expression Page 7
Doesn't take too many of those to make a dozen.
Country expression
Expressions
Said of something very large
Size
Sweating like a whore in church.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Nervous
Other expressions
He has more information than a Sears Roebuck catalog.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He knows it all.
Other expressions
He’d skin a flea for the hide and tallow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Don't let the bear get'cha.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Meaning don't quit or give up.
Other expressions
He's three days older than Moses.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
People will be able to see to Christmas.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To a girl wearing too short a skirt
I wish to my never.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
That’s amazing!
You're diggin’ your own grave.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Nobody here but us chickens.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
We’re all alone
Boy, I will walk a mud hole in you and stomp it dry.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I was as surprised as if a sheep had bit me.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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He ran like his feet were on fire and his ass was catchin'.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Running
He’s so dumb, he could throw himself on the ground and miss.
Country expression
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In a coon's age.
Country expression
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A long time
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To beat the band
Country expression
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Fast
Other expressions
Quickly
He is just a hole in search of donut.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Good Lord willin’ and the creek don’t rise
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Barring unforeseen circumstances
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Don’t let the tail wag the dog.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Where something small or insignificant controls the larger system
Tell a story
Country expression
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Tell a lie
He learned to whisper in a sawmill.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of a loud talker
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