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Author: Country expression Page 7
As tired as a whore on nickel night.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Tired
Worn out
Lower than a snake in a wagon track.
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Lowdown
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Unfair
Meaner than a snake
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Mean
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To have treed the coon
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To have found the quarry or what we were looking for
Planted corn before the fence was built
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Was pregnant before marriage
Shit fire and save matches
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A declaration
Like “Well I'll be" or "You don't say”
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Don't get your cows runnin.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It's not that big of a problem
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Don’t care if I do.
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Miscellaneous
An acceptance
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You're a dime holdin’ up a dollar.
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Miscellaneous
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Said when someone is stopping you from getting something done
He’s screw a snake in a sandstorm if someone’d hold it out straight for him.
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That was faster than green grass through a goose.
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Fast
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Quickness
Speed
“Mash” the gas
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To ‘step on’ or ‘press’ the gas peddle
I've had an apple out of that bag.
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Don't wish to re- experience something
I ’ve done that before
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Skinny as a rail
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Skinny
Thin
You can’t tell nobody nothing that ain’t ever been nowhere!
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I'll knock you so hard you'll see tomorrow today.
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Less chance than a snowball in Hell.
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LIttle chance
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So dry he had the rattles
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Was very thirsty
He could sell firewood in hell.
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Convincing
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Persuasive
Empty as a winter rain barrel.
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Empty
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As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party.
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Miscellaneous
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