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Author: Country expression Page 7
You are about as grateful as a toothache.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Quit bein’ ugly.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Disagreeable
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Farmin’ in the woods
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Making moonshine
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You don’t know shit from apple butter!
Country expression
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Clueless
Doesn’t know anything
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Lower than a snake in a wagon track.
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Lowdown
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Unfair
Flat as a fritter.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Flat
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He's busier than a cat with two tails.
Country expression
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Very busy
She's so stuck up, she'd drown in a rainstorm.
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More than plenty
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Miscellaneous
A bountiful meal
More than enough to eat
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You're a dime holdin’ up a dollar.
Country expression
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Said when someone is stopping you from getting something done
I'm gonna put knots on yor head faster than you can rub them.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
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That’s how the cow ate the cabbage.
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Miscellaneous
“I’m just telling the facts”
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That possum's on the stump.
Country expression
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Good
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That's about as good as it gets
Slower than a bread wagon with biscuit wheels.
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It’s got tits or tires, you’re gonna have trouble with it.
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She’d make a freight train take a dirt road.
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Her breath/body odor would knock a buzzard off a shit wagon.
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It’s raining cats and dogs.
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Rain
Fan the door
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Keep the door open to let a breeze in
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Country as a churn
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Miscellaneous
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Sat there like a bump on a log.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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