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Author: Country expression Page 8
Livin’ high on the hawg.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Doing well
Other expressions
It’s raining like pouring piss out of a boot.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Rainbow
Said when it was raining hard
So hungry my belly thinks my throat's been cut.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Will ya take on wood?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Will you have a drink with me?
Well look what the cat dragged in.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A greeting
Other expressions
I spoke to her and she didn't say pea turkey squat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She was quiet
He could sell ice to an Eskimo.
Country expression
Characteristics
Expressions
Convincing
Persuasive
Cooler than a flip side of a down pillow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Cool
Other expressions
Temperature
Like a duck looking for thunder.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A confused person
Other expressions
She is so ugly I would hire her to haunt a house.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She's so pretty she could make a hound dog smile.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Beauty
Other expressions
Pretty
Warmin’ over old soup
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Reviving an old love
Like a buzzard roosted in it
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A bad taste in one’s mouth as the morning after heavy drinking
Other expressions
No fly ever lit on her.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She’s very clean
Talk the legs off a dead mule – or – talk the hind leg off a donkey
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Talk excessively
Don’t let yer eyes overload yer belly.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I’m so poor that if it cost a nickle to go around the world, I couldn’t get out of sight.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He ain’t a man to tie too.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Untrustworthy
Like two peas in a pod.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Act and think alike
Other expressions
The same
Slow as an iron toad
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Slow
Speed
He sticks to that boy like white on rice.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Closeness
Other expressions
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