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Author: Country expression Page 8
Georgia buggy
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Wheelbarrow
He could sell firewood in hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Convincing
Other expressions
Persuasive
Slower than molasses in January
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Slow speed
I didn’t just fall off a turnip truck.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I wasn't born yesterday
I'm not ignorant/gullible
Naive
Other expressions
You're diggin’ your own grave.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Crooked as a cork screw.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dishonest
Other expressions
Ain't that the berries!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
Other expressions
That’s great!
You can’t blame a worm for not wanting to go fishing.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
His face was all plowed up
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Creased and wrinkled
Face
Other expressions
You couldn't hit a bull in the butt with a bass fiddle.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Bad shot
Have poor aim
Other expressions
If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, what a Merry Christmas we’d have.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said when someone says “if”
I’ll cloud up and rain all over you.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
Tighter than bark on a tree
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not very generous
Other expressions
She’s so stubborn she’d argue with a stop sign.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Stubbornness
I've sallyjacked the potato salad.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I've made too much potato salad
Other expressions
That girl’s meaner than cuss!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mean
Other expressions
Get the short end of the stick
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To come off worst in a bargain or contest
Treated wrong
Happiness walks on busy feet.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Crookeder than a dog’s hind leg.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dishonesty
Other expressions
A whistling woman and a crowing hen never comes to a very good end.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Be who you are
Other expressions
Pretentions
Come here and gimme a Yankee dime.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Anonymous
Give me a kiss.
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