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Dark as three feet up a bull’s ass

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If a cow had wheels, it would be a milk truck.

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She’s so poor she ain’t got two nickels to rub together.

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Those wise decisions you make when you’re young are those foolish ones you’ll live with when your old.

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Get a hump on

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Like a live oak limb

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If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, what a Merry Christmas we’d have.

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So good it’ll make you smack yo mama.

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Colder than a well digger's ass

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As full of wind as a corn-eating horse

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You might as well play Hob with the hoe-handle!

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So ugly he could snag lightning

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He wouldn’t know his name if it won’t written in his shorts.

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Within a lash

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So hungry my belly thinks my throat's been cut.

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Where do you fall?

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Louder than two skeletons fighting on a tin roof.

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I'm gonna put knots on yor head faster than you can rub them.

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This likker is just right; if it’d been any worse, I couldn’t have drunk it; if it’d been any better, you wouldn’t have give it to me.

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The apple never falls too far from the tree.

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If enough people tell you you’re dead, you ought to lay down.

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