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You're Not Free & I'm Not Easy
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Song Titles
Written by Herb Coleman & Robert Morrison
I left the door wide open, and you didn't take the bait.
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Mixed metaphors
We're still getting our feet wet on getting rolling here.
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Mixed metaphors
We’ll cross that bear when we get to it.
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Mixed metaphors
Don't let the grass grow under a rolling stone.
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Mixed metaphors
I’ll Get Over You As Soon As You Get Out From Under Him
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Song Titles
I knew enough to realize that the alligators were in the swamp and that it was time to circle the wagons.
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Mixed metaphors
I've got an ace up my nose.
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Mixed metaphors
You Stuck My Heart in an Old Tin Can and Shot It Off a Log
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Song Titles
They don't know yet whether that played a factor in the accident.
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Mixed metaphors
While we are ingesting the author's valuable insights, we may also be swallowing his blind spots.
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Mixed metaphors
Cow Cow Blues
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Song Titles
Written by Charles “Cow Cow” Davenport
Dick, Dick What Did You Lick?
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Book Titles
Having your lawyer pay for lunch will be very expensive in the end.
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Lawyers
Money
When life throws you curve balls, make lemonade.
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Mixed metaphors
Lemonade
If they do that, they might as well take the open door policy and throw it right out the window!
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Mixed metaphors
Since You Bought the Waterbed We’ve Slowly Drifted Apart
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Song Titles
If I Had My Life To Live Over, I’d Live Over A Delicatessen
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Song Titles
Don't take any wooden Indians.
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Misspokements
Mixed metaphors
Summer camp is where the parents spend a thousand dollars so their daughter can learn to make a fifty-cent potholder.
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Places
Summer camp
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