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The worst part about politics is that you're always right and no one ever knows it."

Government Politics

I Got Tears In My Ears From Lying On My Bed Crying On My Pillow Over You

Song Titles

Don’t Run Through the Screen Door Honey, You’ll Only Strain Yourself

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There's been a lot of spilt milk under the bridge.

Mixed metaphors

Changes that will ignite our engines of growth

Mixed metaphors

Cow Imagination

Miscellaneous

We just keep getting the tail end of the stick.

Mixed metaphors

I’m Old Enough to Know Better But I’m Still Too Young to Care

Song Titles

Don't let the grass grow under a rolling stone.

Mixed metaphors

Get in the boat and swim or get out.

Mixed metaphors

I’ll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let’s Honeymoon Tonight

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Her parents got married out of wedlock.

Mixed metaphors

Our old car bought the dirt.

Mixed metaphors

C’mon Down Off the Stove, Granny, You’re Too Old to Ride the Range

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I didn't have two minutes to rub together.

Mixed metaphors

Hockey is figure skating in a war zone

Hockey Sports

I was the mother hen to all these little ducks.

Mixed metaphors

I Gave Her My Heart And A Diamond And She Clubbed Me With A Spade

Song Titles

If I Had My Life To Live Over, I’d Live Over A Delicatessen

Song Titles

Lay Something On My Bed Besides A Blanket

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