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You're Not Free & I'm Not Easy

I left the door wide open, and you didn't take the bait.

We're still getting our feet wet on getting rolling here.

We’ll cross that bear when we get to it.

Don't let the grass grow under a rolling stone.

I’ll Get Over You As Soon As You Get Out From Under Him

I knew enough to realize that the alligators were in the swamp and that it was time to circle the wagons.

I've got an ace up my nose.

You Stuck My Heart in an Old Tin Can and Shot It Off a Log

They don't know yet whether that played a factor in the accident.

While we are ingesting the author's valuable insights, we may also be swallowing his blind spots.

Cow Cow Blues

Dick, Dick What Did You Lick?

Having your lawyer pay for lunch will be very expensive in the end.

When life throws you curve balls, make lemonade.

If they do that, they might as well take the open door policy and throw it right out the window!

Since You Bought the Waterbed We’ve Slowly Drifted Apart

If I Had My Life To Live Over, I’d Live Over A Delicatessen

Don't take any wooden Indians.

Summer camp is where the parents spend a thousand dollars so their daughter can learn to make a fifty-cent potholder.