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If You Can Live With It (I Can Live Without It)

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He can squeeze money out of a turnip.

Mixed metaphors

Drank Myself Under the Table Tryin to Get Over You

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I could beat him with my eyes tied behind my back.

Mixed metaphors

Just to throw some evidence on the fire.

Mixed metaphors

My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart

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Singing in the Bathtub

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The worst part about politics is that you're always right and no one ever knows it."

Government Politics

I'm tired of being a pawn in your game of checkers!

Mixed metaphors

Alone In the Woods With Scoutmaster Mike

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Lightbulb Hat

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I'm Sorry the Bridge Is Out, You'll Have to Spend the Night

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Who Walks In When I Walk Out?

Miscellaneous

I think we got on like a house gathering no moss.

Mixed metaphors

I can read him like an open can of worms.

Mixed metaphors

You can't pull the wool out from under my nose!

Mixed metaphors

I Sold a Car To a Guy Who Stole My Girl, But It Don’t Run So We’re Even

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That was the straw that twisted the camel's neck.

Misspokements Mixed metaphors

I’ve Got You on My Conscience But At Least You’re Off My Back

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Why Can't Johnny Bowl?

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I Wanted You To Leave Until You Left

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