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Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

Communication Language Wordplay

Just then, the fickle finger of fate reared its ugly head.

Mixed metaphors

Put that in your hat and smoke it.

Mixed metaphors

Basketball players get the girls, hockey players take them home.

Hockey Sports

I Wanted You To Leave Until You Left

Song Titles

Changes that will ignite our engines of growth

Mixed metaphors

I’m not a believer in luck but I do believe you need it.

Colemanballs

That's the nail that broke the coffin's back.

Mixed metaphors

A face like a wedding cake left out in the rain.

Appearance People

Don't Make Love To a Country Music Singer

Song Titles

Pardon Me, I’ve Been Pardoned

Song Titles

I’ll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let’s Honeymoon Tonight

Song Titles

I don’t think we should jump at straws here.

Mixed metaphors

Don't take any wooden Indians.

Misspokements Mixed metaphors

Drank Myself Under the Table Tryin to Get Over You

Song Titles

What goes around, stays in Vegas.

Mixed metaphors

I Sent Her Artificial Flowers For Her Artificial Love

Song Titles

Full Drawers, Empty Arms

Song Titles

Can’t you read the handwriting in the wind?

Mixed metaphors

Lay Something On My Bed Besides A Blanket

Song Titles

Let him who is without sin cast the first vote.

Mixed metaphors