Author: Archie Bunker Page 10

So I started giving her mouth to mouth restitution, there.

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He was able to keep things in the proper suspective.

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Malaprops

Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother’s side.

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Beliefs Misspokements Religion

All kids are trouble, Edith; and I don’t wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one.

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Children Malaprops

Everyone knows Foley the philangerer!

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Absolutely free, or greatis.

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Malaprops

The upper part, waddya call, the mezzarine.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Did Lincoln apologize to Alexander Graham Booth?

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Malaprops

You don’t hear me gettin’ historical.

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Malaprops

If that ain't the black calling the kettle pot!

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Malaprops

I commensurate with you on that.

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Malaprops

That’s what Columbus said to the Indians just before he gypped ’em out of Manhattan.

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Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes.

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Malaprops

Let fightin' dogs lie.

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Animals Malaprops Situations

What ya eat ain't got nuttin' to do with how old ya are. That all depends on your ancestors. It's what they call a matter of heresy.

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Family Malaprops

The two of us all alone and, well, we was imminent together.

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Misspokements

Something bad has befelt the family.

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Malaprops

Some system of judaspudence we got here.

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Malaprops

He’s talking another war, an old war, ya know, 1812, the one between the states.

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Misspokements

It’s only the mercy of the Lord I ain’t had a stroke already – and a coronary trombonus in the bargain.

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Health Malaprops

That ain’t superstition – that’s self-perservation.

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