Author: Archie Bunker Page 13

In bed, I’m totally impudent… [later] I got the feeling my prudence is coming back.

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I don’t go around signin’ no political documentaries.

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Busted tribia

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Present company suspected

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Bonafried

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Holier than thy.

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[to the doctor] How about what I done for you in the bottle there? Ya know, the eulogy test.

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I would have brung you flowers too, but I read in a magazine that they suck up all the carbon monoxygen.

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Ye is the plurable of you.

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I just don’t want you to do nothing on the sperm of the moment.

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Now I’m gonna synchrosize the watch.

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No taxation without regimentation.

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A woman doctor is only good for women's problems… like your groinocology.

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Go on with the renouncement.

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… my eyes was lookin' at hard pore cornography.

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When a boy’s coming into poobertyhood.

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Raise him a Luferan if you want, raise him a Norman with 7 wives, a holy roller, a Seventh Day Adventurer…

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…a movie about nuns, starring Ingrid Bernstein.

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He goes through groceries like an earth remover.

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So I won’t make the cover of Harper’s Brassiere.

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Like the old adverb you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth.

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