Author: Archie Bunker Page 4

The rules are written by the bureaucraps.

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Malaprops

If my dead father was alive to hear that, it would kill him.

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Death Family Fathers Misspokements Situations Travel

[telling the story of Samson] He took a jawbone from the grass and slew the Palistine army.

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Malaprops

That there is an invason of my privates.

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Malaprops

The whole conjugation was asleep.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Geriatricide joint

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Age Malaprops Old

God Bless America, written by Milton Berlin.

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Malaprops

You wanna talk that Russian talk, take yourself back over to the USSO.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

The two of us all alone and, well, we was imminent together.

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Misspokements

In the words of Harry S. Truman: If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook.

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Mixed metaphors TV/Movie Quotes

Clint Westwood

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Malaprops

I’ve been accumeratin’ these benefits for 30 years.

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Malaprops

It passes outta you through your lower intestubes.

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Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

There’s a strong criminal relement up there.

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Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Waddya expect him to say, entray voose?

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Malaprops

I'm contributing to the, waddya call, on the loosincy of a child.

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Malaprops

Farkerhouse rolls.

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Food/Drink Malaprops

Edith, hold it! You are invading the issue.

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Malaprops

It ain’t enough that he’s a Pinko and an atheist; you gonna turn him from a man to a morphadite?

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Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

The bad penny ain’t pickin’ up no more rollin’ moss.

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Mixed metaphors

I ain’t no counterfeeter.

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Malaprops