Author: Archie Bunker Page 4

That’s what Columbus said to the Indians just before he gypped ’em out of Manhattan.

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The whole conjugation was asleep.

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I was just a little bit exstartled about being called out of the ordinary.

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You ain’t got no qualifidations.

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It's too late Edith, my bus has sailed.

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So finally, the great Jefferson, who always reclined to cross my freshhold is into the house.

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Sleeping dogs bark the loudest.

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Mixed metaphors

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Philippines.

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Mixed metaphors

Commenstrual with my experience.

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Malaprops

The upper part, waddya call, the mezzarine.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

So I won’t make the cover of Harper’s Brassiere.

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What ya eat ain't got nuttin' to do with how old ya are. That all depends on your ancestors. It's what they call a matter of heresy.

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Family Malaprops

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills.

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The privatesies of the bedroom.

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Misspokements

Whatever happened to the good old days when kids was scared to death of their parents?

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Age Children Family Fear Parents Past

I’m 50 years of old.

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Age Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Groinocologist

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Doctors Health Malaprops

Lemon merinj pie.

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That’s the kind of luck poor Mr. Lincoln had the night he went to the movies, and he sat in John Wilkes’ booth.

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I was under the dress.

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That picture with Lon Chaney – “Of Mouse And Men.”

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