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Author: Ashleigh Brilliant Page 3
If you think communication is all talking, you haven't been listening.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Communication
Conversation
Speech
Listening
It's not easy taking my problems one at a time when they refuse to get in line.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Problems
By doing just a little every day, I can gradually let the task overwhelm me.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Situations
Time
Work
Accomplishments
Day
If you must keep groaning, please try to do it in a rhythm I can dance to.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Communication
Dance
Speech
Groans
Sadness
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
People
Self
Purpose
Warnings
Things are gradually falling into place on top of me.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Problems
Situations
All I want is a warm bed, a kind word and unlimited power.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
People
Self
Situations
Life is an incurable condition: the only known treatment is to try to keep the patient comfortable.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Health
Life
Patient
Treatment
Being dead is one way to experience nothing, another is to attend some classes at my school.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Death
Education
School
I want to reach your mind – where is it currently located?
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Insults
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