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Author: Ashleigh Brilliant Page 3
The case has been going on for so long that I've forgotten whether I'm really innocent or guilty.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Government
Law
Guilt
Innocence
Things are gradually falling into place on top of me.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Problems
Situations
The reports on human progress are beginning to come in, and some are a little discouraging.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Life
People
Progress
I will always love the false image I had of you.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Insults
Why does it so often take a genius to see the obvious?
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Intelligence
Wisdom
Genius
Obvious
They laughed at Edison and Einstein, but somehow I still feel uncomfortable when they laugh at me.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Emotions
Laughter
People
Self
Edison
Einstein
As long as I have you there is just one other thing I'll always need — tremendous self control.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Emotions
Situations
Self control
I’ll give up my bad habits as soon as equally satisfying good habits become available.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Characteristics
Habits
Aren’t I lucky, to have survived so much bad luck.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Characteristics
Life
Luck
Surviving
It's human to make mistakes and some of us are more human than others.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Mistakes
Problems
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