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Author: Dorothy Parker Page 3
Crude
is the name of Robert Hyde’s first novel; it is also a criticism of it.
Dorothy Parker
(1893 – 1967) writer, humorist & poet
Books
Communication
Reviews/Criticism
Good work, Mary: We all knew you had it in you.
Dorothy Parker
(1893 – 1967) writer, humorist & poet
Situations
Childbirth
telegram to friend who had given birth
He’s a writer for the ages… for the ages of four to eight.
Dorothy Parker
(1893 – 1967) writer, humorist & poet
Communication
Reading/Writing
Reviews/Criticism
I went into the Plymouth Theater a comparatively young woman, and I staggered out of it three hours later, twenty years older, haggard and broken with suffering.
Dorothy Parker
(1893 – 1967) writer, humorist & poet
Reviews/Criticism
Of Tolstoy’s “Redemption”
Theater
Hangover: The wrath of grapes.
Dorothy Parker
(1893 – 1967) writer, humorist & poet
Alcohol
Food/Drink
Hangover
Money cannot buy health, but I'll settle for a diamond studded wheelchair.
Dorothy Parker
(1893 – 1967) writer, humorist & poet
Health
Money
Where does she find them?
Dorothy Parker
(1893 – 1967) writer, humorist & poet
Insults
On being told Clare Boothe Luce was always kind to her inferiors
Four be the things I’d been better without;
love, curiosity, freckles, and doubt.
Dorothy Parker
(1893 – 1967) writer, humorist & poet
Things
Because he spills his seed on the ground.
Dorothy Parker
(1893 – 1967) writer, humorist & poet
Animals
On why she had named her canary ‘Onan’
He has a heart of gold… only harder.
Dorothy Parker
(1893 – 1967) writer, humorist & poet
Miscellaneous
I've never been a millionaire but I just know I'd be darling at it.
Dorothy Parker
(1893 – 1967) writer, humorist & poet
Characteristics
Money
Wealth
Good
Millionaire
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