Author: Frank ‘Kin’ Hubbard Page 4
It ain't a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you're talking about.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
No one needs a vacation so much as the person who has just had one.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Universal peace sounds ridiculous to the head of an average family.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
There is nothing so aggravating as a fresh boy who is too old to ignore and too young to kick.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee later than others.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
A loafer always has the correct time.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
A loafer always has the correct time.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
If there's anything a public servant hates to do it's something for the public.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist