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Go away. I'm all right.

(1866 – 1946) English author

Last words Wells did not realize he was dying.

Sailors ought never to go to church; they ought to go to hell, where it is much more comfortable.

(1866 – 1946) English author

Occupations Work Church Sailors

I told you so. You damned fools.

(1866 – 1946) English author

Epitaphs His suggested epitaph for himself

Go away. I'm all right.

(1866 – 1946) English author

Last words Wells did not realize he was dying.

Sailors ought never to go to church; they ought to go to hell, where it is much more comfortable.

(1866 – 1946) English author

Occupations Work Church Hell Sailors

Personally, I don't like a girlfriend to have a husband… if she'll fool her husband, I figure she'll fool me.

(1866 – 1946) English author

Girlfriends Relationships

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf.

(1866 – 1946) English author

Appearance Body Golf Sports Legs

An idiot child screaming in a hospital.

(1866 – 1946) English author

Insults On George Bernard Shaw

One could always baffle Conrad by saying 'humour.’

(1866 – 1946) English author

Insults Joseph Conrad

He found that a fork in his inexperienced hand was an instrument of chase rather than capture.

(1866 – 1946) English author

Eating Food/Drink Fork