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Author: Jeff Foxworthy Page 2
You know you’re a redneck if you’ve ever had hot flashes at a cattle auction.
Jeff Foxworthy
(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
Animals
People
Rednecks
Cattle
You might be a redneck if… you have the local taxidermist's number on speed dial.
Jeff Foxworthy
(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
People
Rednecks
Taxidermist
Telephone
You might be a redneck if… your down where you come from reruns of Hee Haw are called documentaries.
Jeff Foxworthy
(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
Entertainment
Intelligence
People
Rednecks
Television
Hee Haw
You might be a redneck if… you think watching professional wrestling is foreplay.
Jeff Foxworthy
(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
People
Rednecks
Sex
Sports
Foreplay
Wrestling
You might be a redneck if… you think the stock market has fence around it.
Jeff Foxworthy
(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
Money
People
Rednecks
Stock market
You might be a redneck if… you've ever cut your grass and found a car.
Jeff Foxworthy
(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
Activities
Autos
People
Rednecks
Mowing lawn
You might be a redneck if… you have refused to watch the Academy Awards since "Smokey and the Bandit" was snubbed for best picture.
Jeff Foxworthy
(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
People
Rednecks
Smokey and the Bandit
If men have a smell it's usually an accident.
Jeff Foxworthy
(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
Accidents
Characteristics
Men
People
Odor
You might be a redneck if… your kids take a siphon hose to "Show and Tell."
Jeff Foxworthy
(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
People
Rednecks
Show and Tell
You might be a redneck if… you think a "quarter horse" is that ride in front of Kmart.
Jeff Foxworthy
(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
Animals
People
Rednecks
Things
Kmart
Quarter horse
You might be a redneck if… you own a homemade fur coat.
Jeff Foxworthy
(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
Appearance
Clothing
People
Rednecks
Fur coat
You might be a redneck if… you think Sherlock Holmes is a housing project down in Biloxi.
Jeff Foxworthy
(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
People
Rednecks
Sherlock Holmes
I have never been jealous; not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.
Jeff Foxworthy
(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
Characteristics
Education
Fathers
School
Jealousy
I was so bad at it, [golf] they would have to check me for ticks at the end of the round because I’d spent about half the day in the woods.
Jeff Foxworthy
(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
Golf
Sports
Ticks
I know if mama ain’t happy, ain’t nobody happy.
Jeff Foxworthy
(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
Emotions
Family
Happiness
Mothers
You might be a redneck if… your school fight song is Dueling Banjos.
Jeff Foxworthy
(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
People
Rednecks
School
Dueling Banjos
You might be a redneck if… you take a six-pack cooler to church.
Jeff Foxworthy
(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
Beer
People
Rednecks
Church
You might be a redneck if… you think Genitalia is an Italian airline.
Jeff Foxworthy
(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
People
Rednecks
Genitals
You might be a redneck if… your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
Jeff Foxworthy
(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
People
Rednecks
Toilet paper
You might be a redneck if… you think the French Riviera is a foreign car.
Jeff Foxworthy
(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
Autos
People
Places
Rednecks
Things
French Riviera
You might be a redneck if… you work with a shirt off… and so does your husband.
Jeff Foxworthy
(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
Clothing
Husbands
People
Rednecks
Shirts
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