Author: Rod Schmidt Page 2

I eat Swiss cheese from the inside out.


Eating Food/Drink

If you can wave a fan, and you can wave a club, can you wave a fan club?


Communication Language Things

It only rains straight down… God doesn't do windows.


God

I had amnesia… once or twice.


Health Memory

My friend Sam has one leg… I went to his house; I couldn't go up the stairs.


Situations

I washed my edible underwear and now they're gone.


Appearance Clothing

The sign said "eight items or less”… so I changed my name to Les.


People Self Situations

Is "tired old cliche" one?


Communication Language

I Xeroxed my watch… now I have time to spare.


Things Time

Ever try to Scotchgard a sponge?


Situations

Tinsel is really snakes' mirrors.


Animals Things

I bought a million lottery tickets… I won a dollar.


Activities Money

Horses just naturally have Mohawk haircuts.


Animals Appearance

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle.


Activities Things

I Xeroxed a mirror and now I have an extra Xerox machine.


Things

A metaphor is like a simile.


Communication Language