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Author: Winston Churchill Page 3
In Russia a man is called reactionary if he objects to having his property stolen and his wife and children murdered.
Winston Churchill
(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
Communication
Government
Places
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Russia
My wife and I tried two or three times in the last forty years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop.
Winston Churchill
(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
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This is the sort of English up with which I will not put.
Winston Churchill
(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
Communication
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It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
Winston Churchill
(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
Democracy
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Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened.
Winston Churchill
(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
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Saving is a very fine thing; especially when your parents have it for you.
Winston Churchill
(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
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Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm.
Winston Churchill
(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
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Everyone has his day and some days last longer than others.
Winston Churchill
(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
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We know that he has, more than any other man, the gift of compressing the largest amount of words into the smallest amount of thought.
Winston Churchill
(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
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About politician Ramsay MacDonald
What can you do with a man who looks like a female llama surprised when bathing?
Winston Churchill
(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
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Of Charles de Gaulle
One could not dignify him with the name of stuffed shirt; he was simply a hole in the air.
Winston Churchill
(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
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Of George Orwell
A joke is a very serious thing.
Winston Churchill
(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
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