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Soul Food Served Here

If Your Stuff Is Stolen, It's Not Our Vault

Do not put wet clothes in dryers, as this can cause irreparable damage.

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Tattoos • HURT • Do Not Bitch, Whine, Ask to Stop or Pass Out

Stay in school and be up to know-good

Not to be used in the commission of a felony.

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Warning: Trespassers Will Be Shot – No Questions Ask; No Warning Given

We Exchange Anything! Why Not Bring Your Wife Along and Get a Wonderful Bargain!

Due to a mixup in urology, orange juice will not be served this morning.

One prick can ruin your life.

Traditional Chinese food, expertly repaired

Please Pardon Our Tulip Show – The Deer Have Eaten the Display

Parking for Bargain World & Dunkin’ Donuts Customers Only – All Others Will Be Toad [sic]

WARNING! – Alligators are present in all waters of this park. They can be dangerous. Do not feed or approach. Feeding or molesting alligators is prohibited by state law.

Littleton, CO 80126 Post Office – Services available: Stamps, Mailing & Shipping – Hours of operation: Mon– Fri Closed, Sat Closed, Sun Closed

Fairhaven Honey Wagon

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For best results, do not leave at the crime scene.