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To Avoid Flooding Please Do Not Flush Anything But Toilet Paper

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Ham and Cheese – $2.50. Cheese and Ham – $2.90

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Dead End – Employee Parking

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Satisfaction guaranteed or your honey back.

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Harrisburg Postal Employee Gun Club

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You’ve driven yourself into a fine state!

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Old Dogs – Young Dogs – Several Stupid Dogs – Please Drive Slowly

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Please Don’t Urinate in the Drinking Fountain

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Thai Me Up

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Stop! – Please Do Not Defecate in the Rest Rooms

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Guys, No Shirt, No Service – Girls, No Shirt, No Charge

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Caution – Cross Only When Cars Stop

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Eat Here or We'll Both Starve

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PRIVATE PROPERTY – Do Not Hang Signs On Fence

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Great Food (50,000 flies can't be wrong).

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Stop Wait 34 Seconds

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CRUNCH ZONE – Cars Parked Here Will Be Crushed While You Dine or Shop For Stuff – Have a Nice Day.

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Money In the Tank – M&M Portolets

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Caution • This building may rotate without warning

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NO SWIMMING IN THIS AREA

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I dropped a pair of scissors behind my stove, but my arms are too big to reach them. If you have a child with slim arms, meet me here at 4 pm Tuesday. We’ll take him to my house and see if his arms fit behind my stove. Bring fireproof gloves and a light snack.

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