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Soul Food Served Here
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Signs
At a church
If Your Stuff Is Stolen, It's Not Our Vault
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Signs
On a billboard for a safe company
Do not put wet clothes in dryers, as this can cause irreparable damage.
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In a laundry room
For Twitter Use Only! No Internet Browsing.
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Tattoos • HURT • Do Not Bitch, Whine, Ask to Stop or Pass Out
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Outside a tattoo shop
Stay in school and be up to know-good
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At a school
Not to be used in the commission of a felony.
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Label on stockings
Get Circumcised & Reap the Benefits!
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A billboard in Africa
Now Available In Multi-Packs
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On a display of "You're my one and only" Valentine cards
Warning: Trespassers Will Be Shot – No Questions Ask; No Warning Given
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We Exchange Anything! Why Not Bring Your Wife Along and Get a Wonderful Bargain!
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Outside a secondhand shop
Due to a mixup in urology, orange juice will not be served this morning.
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One prick can ruin your life.
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A hospital sign warning of needle sticks
Traditional Chinese food, expertly repaired
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On a menu
Please Pardon Our Tulip Show – The Deer Have Eaten the Display
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By a half-eaten tulip display
Parking for Bargain World & Dunkin’ Donuts Customers Only – All Others Will Be Toad [sic]
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Froggy’s Towing
WARNING! – Alligators are present in all waters of this park. They can be dangerous. Do not feed or approach. Feeding or molesting alligators is prohibited by state law.
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Littleton, CO 80126 Post Office – Services available: Stamps, Mailing & Shipping – Hours of operation: Mon– Fri Closed, Sat Closed, Sun Closed
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Fairhaven Honey Wagon
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Septic service truck
Get A Brain! Morans
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Man carrying a protest sign
For best results, do not leave at the crime scene.
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Label on gloves
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