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Author: Sign
B&B LIQUORS – Party Store/Beer & Wine • The Liver is Evil – It Must Be Punished
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We dispense with accuracy.
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In a New York drugstore
PIANO PLAYER WANTED – MUST HAVE KNOWLEDGE OF OPENING CLAMS
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Street Terminates 00 Feet
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On a cul-de-sac in Minnesota
Back in 37½ Seconds
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At food court counter
Let Me Meat Your Needs
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On butcher's window
Forgive Your Enemies – It Messes With Their Heads
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At a church
Elephant Butte Inn
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An inn in New Mexico
I Go Where I'm Towed
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On a car being towed by a motor home
For Twitter Use Only! No Internet Browsing.
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Please Do Not Throw Anything or Anybody Into the Fish Pond
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Hungry Mother State Park
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In Virginia
My way is the highway. – God
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Outside a church
Confined Space Hazardous Atmosphere
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PLEASE DO NOT SMOKE NEAR OUR PETROL PUMPS. YOUR LIFE MAY NOT BE WORTH MUCH BUT OUR PETROL IS.
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At a gas station in England
Don't give up. Moses was once a basket case.
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At a church
CANDY 95… We're number one among those who say we're their favorite radio station!
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KNDE 95.1 FM College Station Texas
DANGER – Groin Subject To Wave Overtopping
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At a beach
Saturday: 12 noon to 12pm.
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At a University Center
BEER • Now Cheaper than Gas! – Drink, Don’t Drive
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Dairy Queen • Scream Until Daddy Stops the Car
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