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PLEASE Do Not Feed Fingers to the Animals

Haircuts while you wait.

BEER • Now Cheaper than Gas! – Drink, Don’t Drive

OUR HOT DOG – The Thunderous Pop When You Bite Into It – The Saline Tang of the Pink Flesh!! … Oh! Yes! (Please – I’m Getting Hungry Already!!

Warning – This Machine Takes Your Money and Gives You Nothing in return.
and posted underneath
Just like my ex.

Speed Limit Enforced by Sniper

We Have Beer As Cold As Your Girlfriend’s Heart

Coca-Cora

DEAD PEOPLES THINGS FOR SALE

TACO BELL – Now Hiring All Shits

Please Be Quiet – We Need To Hear a Pin Drop

Fried Liver Wash

Warning: Ramp Ends In Stairs.

TODAY’S SPECIAL: Barely Soup

Clayton Homes • 1st Time Home Buyers – Free Pork n Beans – Happy Holidays

Due To Sanitary Reasons, We Will Not And Cannot Accept Any Money That Comes Out Of Bras.

Why Don't You Just Go Away!

Do Not Stand On the Turtle

Quicksand – Any Person Passing This Point Will Be Drowned

Don't give up. Moses was once a basket case.