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No Concealable Weapons Allowed • No Unconcealable Weapons Allowed

BRIDAL REGISTRY – Knife Sharpening Service $2.99

Music Score:  Beethoven 7,  Bach 3

Open 11AM to 11PM Midnight

I Go Where I'm Towed

Curved Yellow Fruit 40¢

Free Juice Packet – $0.35

Turkey City Limit
Bird Sanctuary

No Motorized Vehicles – No Bikes – No Camping • Caution Heavy Traffic

Servers Wanted All You Can Eat 4–9 PM

Zombies Ahead – The End Is Near – Order Pizza

To Avoid Flooding Please Do Not Flush Anything But Toilet Paper

OFFICE CLOSED – When Office is Closed No Information Available

CAUTION – Please be aware that the balcony is not on ground level.

Everyday Low Price – Valentines Love Pole 6.5 Inch $13.99 each

If Caught Banging You Will Be Asked to Leave

LARGE WEDGIE $5.99

Warning – Please look under your vehicle for penguins

Attention – There may be raccoon dropping in the park that are hazardous to your health if place in the mouth. Please watch your children carefully

We serve dead shrimp on warm vegetables with a smile.

SWIMMING NOTICE – Minnesota State Law Strictly Prohibits Underwater Smoking