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Author: Sign Page 3
No Concealable Weapons Allowed • No Unconcealable Weapons Allowed
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Outside a building
BRIDAL REGISTRY – Knife Sharpening Service $2.99
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Two signs in a store window
Music Score: Beethoven 7, Bach 3
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On an orchestra leader’s office door
Open 11AM to 11PM Midnight
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In a New Jersey restaurant
I Go Where I'm Towed
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On a car being towed by a motor home
Curved Yellow Fruit 40¢
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On shelf of bananas
Free Juice Packet – $0.35
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At a gas station in Orlando FL
Turkey City Limit
Bird Sanctuary
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Adjoining signs
No Motorized Vehicles – No Bikes – No Camping • Caution Heavy Traffic
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Adjoining signs
Servers Wanted All You Can Eat 4–9 PM
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At a restaurant
Zombies Ahead – The End Is Near – Order Pizza
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At a pizza parlor
To Avoid Flooding Please Do Not Flush Anything But Toilet Paper
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In a restroom stall
OFFICE CLOSED – When Office is Closed No Information Available
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On an information office door
CAUTION – Please be aware that the balcony is not on ground level.
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At a balcony
Everyday Low Price – Valentines Love Pole 6.5 Inch $13.99 each
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If Caught Banging You Will Be Asked to Leave
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On a slot machine
LARGE WEDGIE $5.99
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At Fox’s Pizza Den
Warning – Please look under your vehicle for penguins
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At a park in South Africa
Attention – There may be raccoon dropping in the park that are hazardous to your health if place in the mouth. Please watch your children carefully
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At a Monterey park
We serve dead shrimp on warm vegetables with a smile.
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On the menu of a Chinese restaurant
SWIMMING NOTICE – Minnesota State Law Strictly Prohibits Underwater Smoking
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