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Author: Sign Page 3
Sign Not In Use
Sign
Signs
Road sign
PLEASE Do Not Feed Fingers to the Animals
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Signs
At a zoo
Haircuts while you wait.
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Signs
At a hair salon
BEER • Now Cheaper than Gas! – Drink, Don’t Drive
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Signs
OUR HOT DOG – The Thunderous Pop When You Bite Into It – The Saline Tang of the Pink Flesh!! … Oh! Yes! (Please – I’m Getting Hungry Already!!
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Signs
Warning – This Machine Takes Your Money and Gives You Nothing in return.
and posted underneath
Just like my ex.
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Signs
Speed Limit Enforced by Sniper
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Miscellaneous
Highway sign
We Have Beer As Cold As Your Girlfriend’s Heart
Sign
Signs
Outside a bar
Coca-Cora
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Signs
On a soft drink display in China
DEAD PEOPLES THINGS FOR SALE
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Signs
TACO BELL – Now Hiring All Shits
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Signs
Please Be Quiet – We Need To Hear a Pin Drop
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Signs
Inside a bowling alley
Fried Liver Wash
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Signs
Road sign
Warning: Ramp Ends In Stairs.
Sign
Signs
A sign correctly describing the end of a concrete ramp intended for handicap access to a bridge
TODAY’S SPECIAL: Barely Soup
Sign
Signs
At a restaurant
Clayton Homes • 1st Time Home Buyers – Free Pork n Beans – Happy Holidays
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Signs
Due To Sanitary Reasons, We Will Not And Cannot Accept Any Money That Comes Out Of Bras.
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Signs
Why Don't You Just Go Away!
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Signs
Outside a travel agency
Do Not Stand On the Turtle
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Signs
Near a zoo turtle statue
Quicksand – Any Person Passing This Point Will Be Drowned
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Signs
By order of the District Council
Don't give up. Moses was once a basket case.
Sign
Signs
At a church
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