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Parking Can Be FUN For Small Cars Only
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At a parking garage
Lexington Middle School • ANAL EXAMS –May 27 28 29 – Last Day of School May 29
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Saturday: 12 noon to 12pm.
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At a University Center
Eat, drink and be merry for tomorrow we diet!
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At a weight-reduction business
STOP – Look Left – Right – Left Before Pulling Out
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B&B LIQUORS – Party Store/Beer & Wine • The Liver is Evil – It Must Be Punished
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Do Not Pee on Plastic Bag
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Above an out-of-order toilet covered with a plastic bag
Artie's Restaurant and Yogurt Parlor: "An Alternative to Good Eating."
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To Avoid Flooding Please Do Not Flush Anything But Toilet Paper
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In a restroom stall
EMERGENCY TELEPHONE – Dial 999 for Coastguard, Police, Fire or Ambulance
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2 & 3
On an emergency phone in Norfolk England containing only the buttons 1
Goat Guard Dog On Duty
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On a fence
Prayer – Wireless Access to God With No Roaming Fee
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At a church
Mental Health Prevention Center
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In a New York medical building
Do Not Sit in Chairs Unless Using Them for Their Intended Use
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FREE Mullet Removal
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Miscellaneous
Outside a barbershop in Elk River MN
The Frying Scotsman
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Name of a restaurant
Dew It Yourself
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For lawn sprinkler system
Zapata’s Mexican Cantina does not sponsor prostitutes at our establishment. If you are a prostitute please refrain from entering our garden or restaurant. If you are unsure whether or not you are a prostitute, please ask one of our friendly security guards to sort it out for you. Thanks.
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At a restaurant in China
If you don’t like gay marriage, blame straight people. they’re the ones who keep having gay babies.
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Seen outside a store
OFF LIMITS to Crack Heads and Thieves
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At a park
Picnic Supplies
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Over a display of condoms
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