Quotes and One Liners
humorous one-liners, quotations, jokes, Murphy's Laws & more
Home
About
Categories
Activities
Age
Animals
Appearance
Beliefs
Characteristics
Communication
Conflict
Death
Education
Emotions
Entertainment
Family
Food/Drink
Government
Health
Intelligence
Life
Marriage
Miscellaneous
Money
People
Places
Problems
Relationships
Science/Weather
Sex
Situations
Sports
Success
Things
Time
Work
Additional Categories
Book Titles
Confucius say
Definitions
Epitaphs
Exaggerations
Expressions
Hollywood Squares
Insults
Last Words
Murphy's Laws
Place Names
Proverbs
Reviews/Criticism
Song Titles
Tom Swifties
TV/Movie Quotes
Oops...
Bushisms
Church Bulletins
Classified Ads
Colemanballs
Headlines
Malaprops
Misspokements
Signs
Translations
Yogi-isms
Some Popular Authors
Abraham Lincoln
Alfred E. Neuman
Ambrose Bierce
Benjamin Franklin
Dave Barry
Demetri Martin
Dorothy Parker
Emo Phillips
George Carlin
Groucho Marx
H.L. Mencken
Homer Simpson
Jeff Foxworthy
Jimmy Carr
Joan Rivers
Mae West
Mark Twain
Mitch Hedberg
Oscar Wilde
Phyllis Diller
Richard Lewis
Rita Rudner
Rodney Dangerfield
Steven Wright
Stewart Francis
W.C. Fields
Will Rogers
Woody Allen
View All Authors
Author: Sign Page 4
Run like Anything!
Sign
Signs
Emergency Evacuation Plan posted in an office building
Good Clean Dancing Every Night But Sunday
Sign
Signs
In a Los Angeles dance hall
Caution – Stoolbus
Sign
Signs
On a septic truck
Do Not Activate With Wet Hands
Sign
Signs
On a restroom dryer at O'Hare Field in Chicago
CAUTION – This Truck Contains Obama’s Stimulus Package
Sign
Signs
On a septic service truck
Caution: Objects in the mirror may have flunked drivers education.
Sign
Signs
On a highway billboard
Please Do Not Use – Demo Only
Sign
Signs
On a display toilet in a store
Used Toilet Rolls In Good Condition
Sign
Signs
In Ontario Canada
Please only fill Condoms to 1/3 capacity
Sign
Signs
?
Watch Out! Blind Man Driving!
Sign
Signs
On a Venetian blind dealer’s car
We serve dead shrimp on warm vegetables with a smile.
Sign
Signs
On the menu of a Chinese restaurant
Snickers, 5 for $1.00. (limit 4)
Sign
Signs
In the grocery store
Guys, No Shirt, No Service – Girls, No Shirt, No Charge
Sign
Signs
There are squirrels in the basement. Keep door Locked and Closed. If you let them into the house they will eat your face as you sleep. Management
Sign
Signs
Hand-written sign in an apartment house
“HOT DEALS ON NON SMOKING ROOMS”
Sign
Signs
At a motel
Wash with warm water. Use mild soap. Dry flat. Do not use bleach. Do not dry in the dryer. Do not iron. We are sorry that our president is an idiot. We did not vote for him.
Sign
Signs
Translation of a small American company’s clothing label in France.
Sorry – We’re OPEN
Sign
Signs
DANGER – Groin Subject To Wave Overtopping
Sign
Signs
At a beach
Parking For Birds Only
Sign
Signs
In a Massachusetts parking area reserved for birdwatchers
This is a Private Controlled Environment. Poor People & Other Disturbing Realities Strictly Prohibited. Thank You.
Sign
Signs
?
Help! We Need Inn–Experienced People
Sign
Signs
Outside a hotel
Page 4 of 46
« First
« Previous
2
3
4
5
6
Next »
Last »