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Lots for little.

Members and Non Members Only

“All San Diego’s Women Are Proud To Say That Tony’s Trimmed Their Bush Today!” • TONY’S TREE SERVICE • (619)…

Brew ha!

CAUTION – Protruding Sign

Pleased to Meat You

Due to Increasing Problems With Letter Louts and Vandals We Must Ask Anyone With Relatives Buried in the Graveyard to Do Their Best to Keep Them in Order

Canine Regulations • Must Be On Leashes • Must Be Licensed • Must Pick Up Defecation By Owners

We make money the old-fashioned way. We kill for it.

We've Got What It Takes to Take What You've Got

Eat Here or We'll Both Starve

Beware of bargains in 1. Parachutes 2. Life preservers 3. Brain surgery 4. Eye Care

Are you an adult that cannot read? If so, we can help.

Snickers, 5 for $1.00. (limit 4)

Yesterday’s Meals On Wheels

HELP WANTED – Must Not Be Dead

Directors Cut

Been burglarized? Get alarmed!

If You Hit This Sign, You Will Hit That Bridge

Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can eat any place they want.

Sorry, We are CLOSED Due to Short Staff
and posted underneath
Hire taller staff cause I need a taco!