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Author: Sign Page 46
Inexpensive, Quality Daycare – Openings Day and Night
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On a front yard in York Maine
Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
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In a Norwegian lounge
Do Not Park In Driveway – No Mushroom Hunting – No Other Hunting – No Church People EVER – Owner Is Dangerous With Gun
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Save Energy – How Would YOU Like It If Someone Turned You On and Then Left?
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An energy conservation sign
Watch Your Head
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On a roller coaster
No Sex Please
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On a building wall
Please do not eat.
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Label on Odor Eaters
MOEVING SALE
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By a sidewalk
ON THIS SITE STOOD A Local Market Bankrupted By the Monopolistic, Make-it-Cheaper-In-China, Anti-Union Big Box Store Where You Shop – Education Department 2007
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