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Keyword: Complaining

Complaining is good for you as long as you're not complaining to the person you're complaining about.

Lynn Johnston
(1947 – ) Canadian cartoonist (For Better or For Worse)
Characteristics Emotions Complaining

He’d complain if you hung him with a new rope.

Country expression
Miscellaneous A person who is never satisfied Complaining Other expressions

The client who pays the least complains the most.

Drew's Law of Professional Practice
Money Murphy’s Laws Complaining

She’d complain if Jesus came down and handed her a $5 bill.

Anonymous
Characteristics Communication Complaining Of someone who is never happy

The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.

Anonymous
Characteristics God Life Complaining

Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.

Benny Hill
(1924 – 1992) English comedian & actor
Communication Complaining Parachutes

It‘s my belief we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.

Lily Tomlin
(1939 – ) comedian, actress, writer & producer
Communication Language Complaining













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