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Keyword: Crazy

He’s three limbs up a willa.

Country expression
Miscellaneous Crazy Other expressions Willow tree

No doubt exists that all women are crazy, it’s only a question of degree.

W.C. Fields
(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
Intelligence People Women Crazy

He's nuttier than a squirrel shit.

Country expression
Miscellaneous Crazy Nutty Other expressions

You’re acting crazier than a sprayed roach!

Country expression
Miscellaneous Behavior Crazy Other expressions

Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.

Hartley's Second Law
Murphy’s Laws Situations Sleep Crazy

At least Charles Manson has the decency to look crazy from the moment you meet him.

Richard Jeni
(1957 – 2007) American stand-up comedian & actor
People Charles Manson Crazy

Crazier than a dog in a hubcap factory

Anonymous
Expressions Crazy

Lacey Underall: You’re crazy!

Ty Webb: That’s what they said about Son of Sam.

Chevy Chase
(1943 – ) American comedian, writer & actor
TV/Movie Quotes As Ty Webb in “Caddyshack” Crazy

Crazy as a sack of bees.

Country expression
Miscellaneous Crazy Other expressions

What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy?

Ursula K. Le Guin
(1929 – ) American writer
Intelligence Life Mind Crazy Sanity

Insane people are always sure that they are fine; it is only the sane people who are willing to admit that they are crazy.

Nora Ephron
(1941 – 2012) American novelist, producer, screenwriter & director
Intelligence Crazy Insanity













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