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Keyword: Crazy

At least Charles Manson has the decency to look crazy from the moment you meet him.

Richard Jeni
(1957 – 2007) American stand-up comedian & actor
People Charles Manson Crazy

What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy?

Ursula K. Le Guin
(1929 – ) American writer
Intelligence Life Mind Crazy Sanity

Crazy as a sack of bees.

Country expression
Miscellaneous Crazy Other expressions

You’re acting crazier than a sprayed roach!

Country expression
Miscellaneous Behavior Crazy Other expressions

Lacey Underall: You’re crazy!

Ty Webb: That’s what they said about Son of Sam.

Chevy Chase
(1943 – ) American comedian, writer & actor
TV/Movie Quotes As Ty Webb in “Caddyshack” Crazy

He’s three limbs up a willa.

Country expression
Miscellaneous Crazy Other expressions Willow tree

Insane people are always sure that they are fine; it is only the sane people who are willing to admit that they are crazy.

Nora Ephron
(1941 – 2012) American novelist, producer, screenwriter & director
Intelligence Crazy Insanity

Crazier than a dog in a hubcap factory

Anonymous
Expressions Crazy

He's nuttier than a squirrel shit.

Country expression
Miscellaneous Crazy Nutty Other expressions

No doubt exists that all women are crazy, it’s only a question of degree.

W.C. Fields
(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
Intelligence People Women Crazy

Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.

Hartley's Second Law
Murphy’s Laws Situations Sleep Crazy













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