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Criticism
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Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance or a stranger.
Franklin Jones
(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist
Beliefs
Opinion
Criticism
I doubt that art needed [John] Ruskin any more than a moving train needs one of its passengers to shove it.
Tom Stoppard
(1937 – ) British playwright & screenwriter
Art
Entertainment
Insults
Criticism
John Ruskin
I never met anybody who said when they were a kid, “I wanna grow up and be a critic.”
Richard Pryor
(1940 – 2005) comedian & movie actor
Communication
Occupations
Work
Aspirations
Criticism
Critics
You know, you can’t please all the people all the time… and last night, all those people were at my show.
Mitch Hedberg
(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
Characteristics
Entertainment
People
Criticism
Please
Show
One of the greatest creations of the human mind is the art of reviewing books without having read them.
Georg C. Lichtenberg
(1742 – 1799) German writer
Books
Communication
Reading/Writing
Criticism
Critics
If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.
Katharine Hepburn
(1907 – 2003) American actress of film, stage & television
Communication
Marriage
Admiration
Criticism
The best time I ever had with Joan Crawford was when I pushed her down the stairs in
Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?
Bette Davis
(1908 – 1989) American actress of film, television & theater
Insults
Situations
Criticism
Joan Crawford
Criticism and Bolshevism have one thing in common: they both seek to pull down that which they could never build.
Noel Coward
(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter
Beliefs
Insults
Bolshevism
Criticism
The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.
Oscar Levant
(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor
Communication
Language
Criticism
Wit
A good review is considered nepotism; a bad one professional jealousy.
Armitstead's Law of Book Reviewing
Communication
Murphy’s Laws
Opinion
Criticism
Those big-shot writers could never dig the fact that there are more salted peanuts consumed than caviar.
Mickey Spillane
(1918 – 2006) American writer
Books
Communication
Reading/Writing
Arrogance
Criticism
Writers
For God's sake, go and tell that young man to take that Rockingham tea service out of his tights.
Noel Coward
(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter
Entertainment
Insults
Coward said to the choreographer when a male dancer in one of his plays forgot to wear the proper support
Criticism
Theater
To avoid criticism, say nothing, do nothing, be nothing.
Fred Shero
(1925 – 1990) Canadian hockey player, coach & general manager
Beliefs
Hockey
Opinion
Sports
Criticism
He is a man of his most recent word.
William F. Buckley
(1925 – 2008) American conservative author, commentator & television host
Beliefs
Communication
Opinion
Criticism
On Lyndon Johnson
About as modest as Mussolini.
David Crosby
(1941 – ) American singer & songwriter
Communication
Criticism
Singer Joni Mitchell
The quality of debate [in the House of Lords] is pretty high – and it is, I think, good evidence of life after death.
Rev. Donald Soper
(1903 – 1998) English clergyman
Communication
Speech
Criticism
Debate
The House of Lords
It's a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn't want to hear.
Dick Cavett
(1936 – ) television talk show host
Communication
Individuals
People
Criticism
Ed, you're the second best umpire in the league… the other twenty-three are tied for first.
Carl Yastrzemski
American baseball player
Baseball
Sports
Criticism
To umpire Ed Runge
I just got out of the hospital… I had my mother removed from my back.
Larry Amoros
comedian & television writer
Beliefs
Family
Mothers
Travel
Criticism
To have
not
shot his friend in the face would have sent a message to the quail that America is weak.
Jon Stewart
(1962 – ) American political satirist, writer, television host & comedian
America
Communication
Situations
Criticism
Of Dick Cheney
Shooting
You look like a talent scout for a cemetery.
Henny Youngman
(1906 – 1998) English-born American comedian
Communication
Cemeteries
Criticism
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