Keyword: Criticism (Page 3)

Ed, you're the second best umpire in the league… the other twenty-three are tied for first.

American baseball player

If my critics saw me walking over the Thames they would say it was because I couldn't swim.

(1925 – 2013) British prime minister & politician

A critic is someone who never actually goes to the battle, yet who afterwards comes out shooting the wounded.

(1946 – ) American stage & screen actress

Yeah… I remember my first beer.

(1945 – ) comedian, actor, writer, playwright & musician

If criticism had any power to harm, the skunk would be extinct by now.

(1894 – 1956) American radio comedian

I didn't know her well, but after watching her in action I didn't want to know her well.

(1905 – 1977) American actress

The best time I ever had with Joan Crawford was when I pushed her down the stairs in Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?

(1908 – 1989) American actress of film, television & theater

If Attila the Hun were alive today, he’d be a drama critic.

(1928 – ) playwright

Yeah, I tried to see it from your point of view, but I couldn’t get my head that far up my ass.

(1965 – ) comedian, actor, screenwriter, television producer & director

Critics are eunuchs at a gang bang.

(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer

One could not even dignify him with the name of a stuffed shirt; he was simply a hole on the air.

Eric Arthur Blair (1903 – 50) English author & journalist

Remember that nobody will ever get ahead of you as long as he is kicking you in the seat of the pants.

(1897 – 1972) broadcast journalist & gossip columnist

The quality of debate [in the House of Lords] is pretty high – and it is, I think, good evidence of life after death.

(1903 – 1998) English clergyman

Another pot of coffee, waiter, and bring it under your arm to keep it warm.

(1876 – 1933) screenwriter

If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.

(1907 – 2003) American actress of film, stage & television

Actress Mary Anderson: Mr. Hitchcock, what do you think is my best side?
Hitchcock: My dear, you're sitting on it.

(1899 – 1980) English filmmaker & producer

If you attack the establishment long enough and hard enough, they will make you a member of it.

(1925 – 2007) humorist & columnist

When your head is in the bear's mouth, it is not the time to be smacking him on the nose.

A satirist is a man who discovers unpleasant things about himself and then says them about other people.

(1924 – ) Canadian writer

The only people who say worse things about politicians than reporters do are other politicians.

(1919 – 2011) American news commentator & writer

The freedom of the press works in such a way that there is not much freedom from it.

(1929 – 1982) American actress & princess of Monaco